worldbeertaste (1365) - - AUG 10, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Pale yellow with thin white head. Smells of sweet apple juice and a chemical compound like glue or plastic. Light bubbly body. Tastes of apple, metal, and earthy with a dry finish. Cheap garbage.
fonefan (31813) - VestJylland, DENMARK - APR 8, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Clear light to medium green yellow colour with a small to average, frothy, good lacing, mostly diminishing, white head. Aroma is moderate apple, apple skin - peel, artificial, rubbery notes. Flavour is moderate to heavy sweet with a average duration, sweet apple, green apple skin, quit artificial apples and sugary. Body is light to medium, texture is watery, carbonation is soft. 
Lore (634) - Budapest, HUNGARY - MAR 27, 2013
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
pale yellow colour; earthy aroma; taste is dominated by acidity; poor cider
Cinctus (141) - - MAR 1, 2013
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: MAR 3, 2013 Tastes like paint stripper, but it?s there to get you wrecked and for cheap too. Not worth thinking about its other qualities except price and alcohol content.
Dedollewaitor (13014) - Odense, DENMARK - JAN 4, 2013
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Can @ Late Night Fonefan/Brugmansia Tasting, January 2013. Pours clear no colour with bubbles on top. Probalby the sweetest cider ive ever had. Sticky and cloying. Lots of sugar..
Papsoe (25113) - Frederiksberg, DENMARK - JAN 4, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can 50 cl. Courtesy of oh6gdx. Pours a clear pale yellow with a rough white head. Rather neutral aroma, slightly tart. Medium body, appears chemical and harsh with very little apple character. Has a late slight astringency. 040113
yespr (28663) - Copenhagen O, DENMARK - JAN 4, 2013
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
50 cL can. Pours pale yellow with a short lasting head. Aroma is fruity apples. Mild citric and apples fruity. Tart and apples fruity. Simple and easy.
3bombandit (3) - - FEB 18, 2012 does not count
3.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
drink this every day in 3 litre plastic bottles. drink the old 3l easily its heavy good shit u wont have a better night. PRIDE OF SCOTLAND, pride of GLASGOW
ALLOVATE (2221) - Perth, AUSTRALIA - FEB 17, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Highly effervescent; an oily, translucent sandy yellow in the glass with a thin white pad atop. Very pronounced note of Nutella spread (crushed hazelnuts, what the...!?) on the nose with some drabby, flabby, fell apple fruit coming through. Rubbery, tannic, sweet, astringent, teeth rattling, plastic, vodka charged burn for a cider of no real strength, and then what is that? Tequila? Why is there a taste of Mezcal on the finish? Geesh, nasty stuff. Where is the apples. It is like sucking grapeskins for an aftertaste. Sits so heavy in the stomach, juiced-up oily body, the carbonation oddly subtle. This is so nasty Iím amazed it is still in production. Firkiní ugh!! (50cL can, BBE 09/12, Thirsty Camel Butler)
weaselkenievil (1094) - Cheshire, ENGLAND - JAN 9, 2012
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Ok then, when Iím not a beer geek Iím an alcoholic and this is what I drink. Not to be reccmmended. This has given me stomach problems, voices in my head (who said that?) and has started many an argument and quite a few fights. Itís cheap. 2.69 for 2 litres in my local offy. It will get you drunk and violent. Smells like someone farted in the bottle and quickly did up the lid. tastes like Iíd imagine a tramps vest to taste. Not great but it is the last resort of an angry skint drunk. I know little about cider but Iíd be fairly confident in labelling this as utter shite aimed at park drinking nutjobs.