demmbonz (716) - Erin, Wisconsin, USA - JAN 10, 2016
3.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Definitely blurring the line between stout and porter. Heavy on the lactose sweetness and intense dark chocolate flavor. Tasty chocolate milk for adults.
Jabah (369) - Winter Park, Florida, USA - JAN 9, 2016
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Yeah....forgot this was a porter while I was drinking it. Very heavy on the chocolate (on the bitter/dark chocolate side), super sweet, with extra lactose in there. I was thinking this was a sweet/milk stout, but a "milk porter" makes sense. Dark black appearance. Not much head and on the flatter-feel side. Has some density and filling like an IPS, but only around 6%. A single of this was enough for me, as it’s quite pricey.
smaynard6000 (956) - Apopka, Florida, USA - JAN 9, 2016
4.2 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
Bottle. Pours a dark brown with small light brown head. Aroma is roasted coffee and chocolate. Mellow chocolate flavor with a touch of vanilla. Smooth on the palate with a somewhat sweet finish. Medium bodied and easy drinking. Very good.
juiceisloose (1296) - Windermere, Florida, USA - JAN 9, 2016
3.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
12 oz bottle. Pours nearly black with mahogany at the edges and topped by a small, smooth layer of tan colored foam that slowly settles to the body below and leaving streaks of lace around the glass. The aroma is really nice showing notes of rich, milk chocolate, toasted vanilla, and lactose followed by light roast and toasted caramel malt base. The flavor follows with the milk chocolate, dark malts, and toasted vanilla that is balanced out nicely by some earthy roast that adds just a touch of bitterness. Medium bodied and smooth with a slick mouthfeel and balanced carbonation that leads to a roasty and sweet cocoa finish. Really tasty milk Porter that is well executed. Funky Buddha never seems to disappoint.
S_Side_Smitty (700) - Lakeland, Florida, USA - JAN 9, 2016
4 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
UPDATED: JAN 10, 2016 Pours deep brown-black with a reddish hue and a tan head. Aroma is chocolate with a tinge of coffee. Taste is chocolate milk straight up with a little toasty bitterness.
MartinT (9191) - Montreal, Quebec, CANADA - JAN 2, 2016
3.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
My Bottom Line:
Green, earthy cocoa is laced in vanilla and caramel, as roastiness attempts to tighten up this flavourful but rough Porter-like concoction.
Further Personal Perceptions:
-A veil of foam skirts the floatie-laden dark brown.
-Coke-like angles are found.
-This is not too sweet, which is a plus, but the flavour positioning could be improved upon.
-A bit like Cigar City, I feel like Funky Buddha Is all across the map quality-wise. Too many different brews being attempted and no time to make them all perfect.
Berard (606) - Salem, New Hampshire, USA - DEC 31, 2015
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle. Pours black with thick creme colored head. Nice vanilla flavor with a slight tartness. Too thin.
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TXBadger (2459) - Dallas, Texas, USA - DEC 31, 2015
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 16/20
Pours a dark brown color with light tan head. Chocolate, wholly chocolate on the nose, with some vanilla sweetness; follows onto the palate. Medium to full bodied, very smooth. Finishes with nice chocolate and vanilla notes.
smith4498 (3502) - Miami, Florida, USA - DEC 22, 2015
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Pours dark brown color with tan head. Big chocolate aroma with vanilla and lightly roasted malt. Sweet milk chocolate and vanilla flavors with some roasted malt. Very sweet. Medium to full body with moderate carbonation.
bkurtz (1046) - MOROCCO - DEC 20, 2015
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Bottle - Pours a dark brown with some highlights. Sweet, coco nib aroma with some off lactose notes. I like some notes, but not others. Interesting, but not well crafted.