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Funky Buddha Wide Awake Itís Morning

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100
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Serve in Shaker, Snifter

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RATINGS: 110   WEIGHTED AVG: 4.17/5   SEASONAL: Special   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Rise and shine, buttercup - itís time for breakfast. This imperial version of our infamous Maple Bacon Coffee Porter adds some girthy gravity to the the smokey, salty, rich combo of maple syrup, fresh roasted coffee, and bacon.


3.9
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
AdamChandler (4466) - Enfield, New Hampshire, USA - JUL 23, 2016
black with brown edges Smells like a coffee milkshake with marshmallow added. the middle to ending is just so effing loaded up with coffee itís ridiculous. no bacon (if there is any?) but a ton of coffee. at first you just get this fudge bomb. how is that floridians are making good porters? itís not sane at all.

4.4
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 5/5   OVERALL 17/20
JStax (4990) - Devola/Marietta, Ohio, USA - JUL 22, 2016
Bottle shared at RBSG. The beer is a dark brown with no head. Aroma has coffee, chocolate, toffee, and maple. Sweet and roasty. Big body and medium carbonation. Thick mouthfeel.

3.9
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 16/20
wchesser (1860) - Denver, Colorado, USA - JUL 21, 2016
Bottle from jtclockwork-thanks, James! Pours dark and thick as youíd expect. Nose is massive maple syrup and not much else. Taste starts with massive maple syrup followed by a bitter roasted coffee, finishing sweet with more maple syrup. Not sure I get the bacon, but there is a smokiness to it. Very rich and hard to finish. More maple syrup than Iíve ever had from a beer but ultimately too much and somewhat disjointed.

4
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
Ferris (12106) - Burnaby, British Columbia, CANADA - JUL 21, 2016
Bottle - Coffee, maple syrup and some roast. Jet black with a light brown head. Coffee, maple sweetness and a long rich finish. Wonderful.

4.4
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 18/20
JaBier (6773) - Capital City, Ohio, USA - JUL 17, 2016
Bottle shared by a friend. Darkest brown pour with a medium tan head. Aroma of maple, vanilla, chocolate and bacon. Malty and caramelly flavor with maple and slight bacon before a chocolate and roast finish.

3
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 6/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 11/20
cheap (5215) - Beaver Valley, Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - JUL 17, 2016
Bottle at RBSG PGH 2016, big thanks to Beerman6686! Good strong beer from the start. Big black coffee color. Has a very good coffee attitude without any of the ill effects that are so common in most coffee beers. Would never know this is 10% because of the smooth well made black coffee attitude. Half way through I start to get some smooth chocolate in there as well. Iím not usually a fan for anything imperial, but I found this to be quite enjoyable, thanks Dan!

3.8
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 14/20
Travlr (20881) - Washington, Washington DC, USA - JUL 16, 2016
Bottle at RBSG PGH 2016. Clear brown color. Aroma of briwnies dipped in coffee. Taste is coffee and cocoa, sweet maple. Nice.

4
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
BiddleBrau (1130) - Fort Washington, Pennsylvania, USA - JUL 16, 2016
UPDATED: JUL 16, 2016 Bomber from AK. Thick, syrupy and jet black and limited tan head. Aroma wafts through the room. Maple syrupy sweetness in the nose. Roasty and burnt with the maple syrup sweet profile. Very hearty with bitter chocolate bite. This is a meal best shared and enjoyed with friends. There is a cloying aftertaste from the coffee that makes this not as too notch as others have rated it. Alcohol also becomes noticeable as this warms.

4.3
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
phaleslu (9251) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUL 13, 2016
32 oz. crowler from Homer321 - huge thanks, Sean! Pours a deep, hazy dark brown color with a moderate tan head that settles into a ring and little galaxy of film while leaving spots of lace in the glass. Loads of the main features here - maple, brown sugar, and coffee, in particular, with backing smoke, vanilla, cocoa, and tobacco. Medium-plus bodied, with moderate carbonation and a sticky, mildly roasty mouthfeel. Like the recent experience I had with ManBearPig, this one needs its own glass for the evening or everything else is going to smell like it going forward. And like other Funky Buddha crazy beers, it absolutely delivers on what it promises. Fun stuff.

4.2
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 17/20
deanso (8440) - the Hague, NETHERLANDS - JUL 9, 2016
Bottle shared. No head. Clear black pour. Lots of coffee and maple syrup. Very good.


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