General Generic Beer

Pabst Brewing Company
Brewed at Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Woodridge, Illinois USA

Used to be sold at Quik-Trip and Alde. One sip of this one and the rest of the aluminum went right down the sink or watered a lawn. Legend has it that dropping this will kill all life in spot of grass.

It's vile pondwater with a skunky, aluminum aftertaste. Yes, it's cheap and, yes. it's vile!

Never knew this was made by Pabst. That explains everything. I guess being generic, you’re not supposed to know these key details. They drank a lot of this stuff in "Repo Man", which is one fine film, so we score a rack of it one night and it tasted exactly as we had anticipated it would taste. Awful. Then again, I won’t complain because this is a joke beer. Gets a 5 for appearance just for the can alone.

Why even drink this? The only good thing about it is the can, white with black lettering saying BEER.

found in Lucky Food Stores under their ’generic’ yellow label, it defies a novice’s proclomation that beer is beer

Putrid, Insipid,rancid, decayed, rotten. Those are just a few of the words to describe this bad bad beer

It’s bad. For crying out loud, it’s GENERIC!! Generic already means crap. If you buy something, or get something free, that says GENERIC, you cannot expect something good. So, if you ever have this, you know to expect something bad.

i didn’t even know this beer existed until one drunken morning. nothing extremly notable except for the fact that it tasted like water and rust.