1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20 puboflyons (1110) - Allenstown, New Hampshire, USA - MAY 23, 2010
From can no. 0610-R-10:25. It pours straw yellow with busy carbonation and a quickly fizzling white head. The aroma is more like malt-flavored water. The mouthfeel is thin like water. The taste is vaguely grainy, thinly malted but otherwise generally flavorless. But it’s an NA so I did not expect much else.
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20 Cletus (6025) - Connecticut, USA - OCT 14, 2009
Gold and fizzy beer with some appley hints, earthy, some creamy caramelly hints. Weird beer.
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20 Oakes (9994) - Gibsons, British Columbia, CANADA - FEB 23, 2009
Very pale. The tap water here (Sarasota) stinks of chlorine; this has no aroma at all, period. It’s like I’m selling a black hole. Fizzy, a bit worty, hugely watery. This barely looks like beer, much less tastes of it. I would, however, drink this over a Pepsi, as there’s not enough in here to offend.
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20 Beershine (4561) - The Sunshine State, Florida, USA - FEB 21, 2009
Can & Cock & Bull. Clear straw color with hardly any head. Aroma is water with a twist of beer. Very clear. Tastes like water with a little grain flavor. Actually tastes completely inoffensive. A little gassy but besides that tastes better than most low-grade macro lagers and fulfills "the lighter the better" in that department.
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20 ChainGangGuy (3682) - Canton, Georgia, USA - OCT 19, 2008
Appearance: Clear, yellow body with a thin, bubbly, white head.
Smell: Light pale malt and corn with the scent of a filthy dog’s mouth equally filthy mouth. Bleh.
Taste: Light pale malts with some corn husks stirred in. Very unclean. They scrubbed out the alcohol and replaced it with, well, I don’t know, but it’s all kinds of awful. Like a dog belched up something awful in the brew prior to canning.
Mouthfeel: Thin-bodied. Medium carbonation.
Drinkability: Terrible! Some of these NA beers can be quite ghastly. And needlessly so!
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20 kp (9999) - Woodstock, Georgia, USA - OCT 12, 2008
Date: 10/11/2008
Mode: Bottle
Source: Tasting, Cellar Party
Appearance: pale gold, wispy white head, bits of lace,
Aroma: light malt aroma with a wort character, light floral hops, touch of decaying malt character,
Flavor: dry malt flavor with an astrengent bitterness, very metalic, bad bitter finish,
Aroma: 2/10; Appearance: 4/10; Flavor: 2/10; Palate: 3/10; Overall: 3/20
Rating: 1.1/5.0 Drinkability: 1/10
Score: 4
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 ATLBeerDog (280) - Atlanta, Georgia, USA - OCT 11, 2008
From a 12oz can - Pours a clear light pale yellow. Not pretty at all. Smells exactly like an ashtray or cigar smoke. Worst smelling beer ever! Below average carbonation. First sip is almost flavorless with just a tad of hops and malts …almost water like. I can not imagine consuming this product.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 unclemattie (3241) - Georgia, USA - OCT 11, 2008
12oz can. I bought this for $1 at a Indian run Liquor store that closed the next week. Clear, golden yellow. WTF is that smell. Bowling Alley ashtray that hasn’t been cleaned out since the 70s. I can’t even take a sip, it smells so bad. Gag reflex. So after the first sip, it tastes like yuck. Like a can left out in the sun for a year. Aluminum Poisining. You know that bottle at a party that people use as their butt can. It tatses like the little beer left in that bottle. Nicotine water, nicotine tea, nico-tea. Go to directly to jail for buying this! Do not collect $200.
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