Jeppe (2631) - Ølbutikken, DENMARK - JAN 10, 2006
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Wow, this is some serious thin shit. Pours clear golden and a thin snow white head. Dominating maize aroma. Thin maizy and slightly hoppy flavor. Sparkling extremely thin mouthfeel. This is definately not a pilsener hardly a beer......
BDR (2534) - Roseville, Minnesota, USA - JUL 18, 2007
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pale yellow color with lots of carbonation. Foamy white head about what I’d expect from a pils. Light nose for a pils with a chemical undertone to it. Flavor is again light for a pils but this time the chemical tinge is much more pronounced.
robertsreality (2460) - Minnesota, USA - SEP 26, 2005
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Yellow/Gold Coloring with White Ring. Sweet Malt Aroma. Sweet Malt on Tongue...Sweet, Mildly Skunky. Right Up There With the Rest of the Bad Beers.
Mads Langtved (2245) - Copenhagen K, DENMARK - JAN 15, 2006
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Thin pilsener. Quite similar to the light version. Crazy to import beers like this to Denmark from the US. 6 billion people on this planet could produce this beer in their own toilet, saving the transport expenses!
bager (2121) - Copenhagen N, DENMARK - JUN 24, 2006
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Alu bottle. Light golden in colour with a small head. Slightly malty and sweet. Hard to rate. Not much flavour. Very sterile and artificial.
phishpond417 (2088) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - AUG 3, 2008
1.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
To echo what JaIce said, another not suprisingly crappy brew from Stite. I figured that this was not going to be good, but thought I would give this brewery one more chance. Wish I wouldn’t have. Pours a crappy pale yellow colour with no head. aroma is grainy, semi skunked and taste is incredibly watery and weak. almost a drain pour.
legion242 (2071) - Richardson, Texas, USA - JUN 11, 2004
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Very odd. Aroma was strong of cereal. Head did indeed leave some lace. Sweet on the tongue with minimal fizz. Cool can I guess. I just can’t figure out what the thinking was behind the packaging and the beer inside. Weird.
drpimento (2032) - La Crosse, Wisconsin, USA - MAY 8, 2005
2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Brought this home from a beer tasting here in La Crosse recently. I remember Stite Malt Liquor in little stubby cans from the 60s & 70s from Heileman’s. Can now is tall and thin. Can proclaims to be a unique patented process. Could be, but I wonder what the point was. Nice enough color, good head, not too bad nose. Kind of funny flavor that I couldn’t pin down. Didn’t really want to tho either. Eh....
RAYBOY01 (2012) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - SEP 10, 2005
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: SEP 12, 2005 "This Stite ain’t shite!" (Attention Gluek advertising agency: I relinquesh all claims and/or copyrights I may have for this proposed motto. You may use it free of charge and less all encumberances) I expected a trainwreck...but I was very pleasantly surprised by a disaster of much smaller proportions and fewer casualties. Poured a rather attractive golden with big billowing head and that ever attractive lively beading. The first sip was surprisingly creamy. And then the corn stank hit me...And then the creamed corn flavors wrapped themselves insinuatingly around my tongue, and refused to let go...and then the corn syrup sweetness covered my tonsils with a cloying animal feedlot residue that endures still...two hours and 28 minutes later. Having said all that, pretty good drink.
SDalkoholic (1998) - Linda Vista, California, USA - APR 25, 2006
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Average aroma of light malt. Sparkles a shinning gold with a frothy head. Flavor is strange and empty with a nasty aftertaste. Must be because its in a thick aluminum bottle which maybe why this beer taste somewhat fresh.