UrbanCaveman (159) - Ohio, USA - MAY 19, 2015
3.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Can, poured into a tulip at ~40 degrees F.
Appearance: Pours a quite hazy amber-gold, which looks similar to clover honey that has crystallized solid. Forms a thick white head which vanishes without a trace in short order. No lacing.
Smell: Somewhat akin to opening a chocolate bar under oneís nose while standing in a wheaty, grassy prairie in the springtime. Thereís a hint of sweetness, and pollen.
Taste: This opens with a wheaten-grassy blonde ale flavor profile, which is joined by an ever-increasing taste of milk chocolate starting in the middle and growing in strength to the finish. By the end, the chocolate has shifted to darker chocolate, and combines with a grassy sort of bitterness, leaving an aftertaste that mingles the two.
Mouthfeel: Pretty thin and light, with a finish bordering on watery.
Overall: Not a bad beer. Also not anything particularly amazing. I may repeat it when in and around Iowa.
troyc (2870) - Illinois, USA - JAN 16, 2015
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
[Can] Deep golden pour with a soda-like head. Nose is of imitation chocolate and grains. Flavors of cocoa powder, cereal grains and minerals. Harsh carbonation. Not very clean in the taste department. Detecting some off-flavors as it warms.
cbfobes (2656) - Quad Cities, Illinois, USA - JAN 12, 2015
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
On tap at brewery, honestly, kind of a cool idea, but it just didnít come out right for me, maybe make this a one off and not can it? Pours a clear gold with no head at all, the aroma has a ton of artificial vanilla and a hint of chocolate as well, the flavor has a huge chocolate like front end with a sweet finish, just doesnít work for me.
jbuskirk (576) - Lincoln, Nebraska, USA - OCT 24, 2014
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Dirty Blonde isnít as sexy as it thinks. Thatís not to say that itís bad. Itís not. A chocolate-infused Blond Ale is a bold idea and the execution is respectable. Still, I wasnít convinced. Smell is sweet (mostly malt and a hint of bittersweet chocolate) but slight. Appearance is just okay - Iíd like more head and and a cleaner body. I was torn when it came to the chocolaty flavor. At times, I liked the sweetness. At other times, I thought the chocolate syrup taste was a little too much. While Iím caught in the middle on this beer, I suspect that most drinkers will either love it or hate it.
kaserk (55) - wdm, Iowa, USA - AUG 1, 2014
4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Drank this can of amazing at the
lakehouse. So smooth and yummy. Chocolate and spectacular.
kaser (3832) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - AUG 1, 2014
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Can at Lakehouse 2. Choclate light beer. Weird. Not bad. Confusing. Better than the ratings are
CanIHave4Beers (3539) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - JUL 3, 2014
2.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Can, shared by me... in my dining room... just now.
Pours a lightly hazy blonde with a big fluffy white head and decent lacing on the glass.
The aroma is yeasty with lots of husky maltiness and a faintest whiff of chocolate.
The chocolate flavor is neat, decidedly forward but not overwhelming. The beer is never awfully sweet but the chocolate character hints more at a sweet than bitter chocolate. The beer has a little bit of harsh bitterness that seems derived from the malt more than anything. The malt is husky & the beer is a touch metallic.
Decidedly not bad tasting.
radagast83 (5493) - Fairfax, Virginia, USA - JUN 4, 2014
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Can from 6 pack I brought back from the Quad Cities. Poured a lightly tinted, clear golden color with a small, fizzy off-white head. Aroma was mostly just light toasted malts, but as it warmed up from the fridge, there was an ever increasing note of chocolate (like cocoa powder) that I began to notice. Flavor was very light initially, but finish is a blast of light milk chocolate notes - a bit like melted Cadbury or something similar. Pretty easy to drink - not as crazy chocolate as I was expecting, but it was pretty enjoyable. I donít know, I liked it at least.
SrSilliGose (3296) - pouring bus, New Brunswick, CANADA - APR 16, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
can can candy davis pepsican. thanks! aroma gross sweet chocolate syrup. gross vanilla caramal old man candy. dirty artificial vanilla. not very inviting. taste brings for gross sweet dumpster vanilla chocolate syrup. some light burnt toffee dough. old desk rot bubblegum blond ale with a gross chocolate vanilla butterscotch twist. very fucken not drinkable. cred
ajnepple (3129) - Conifer, Colorado, USA - MAR 25, 2014
3.1 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
On tap at the brewery. Yellow and hazy appearance with a small white head. Aroma of dark chocolate, cocoa and sweet malts. Similar flavor, mildly sweet and lightly bitter. Smooth, rich and soft with a light to medium body. I remember this when they were still brewing in Iowa City.