Awktoberfest (194) - Davenport, Iowa, USA - JUN 10, 2013
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Ewwwwww it's not good. It tastes like caramel sauce. Beer should not taste like artificial caramel sauce! I restate ewwww. What kind of a brewery would produce this disgrace to beer. They should have their license revoked! And I'm from the Quad Cities. I'm embarrassed! Make good choices....just say no to this dirty blonde.
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Nero55 (245) - Leeds, Alabama, USA - NOV 30, 2013
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Golden with extremely large off white head (infection?). Aroma of fruits and grain. Medium/light body with malt sweetness and some hop bitterness. Not much chocolate except the residue in the bottom of my glass. I expect a chocolate ale to have at least a hint of chocolate
BVery (5121) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - NOV 24, 2013
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. Pale gold pour with a monster white head. Some funky stale wheat and fake chocolate aroma. Thin palate. Hint of metal. Not very good.
igneous1 (1475) - Davenport, Iowa, USA - OCT 25, 2013
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
pale yellow, slightly hazy, short-lived white head. nose is mild cocoa and frankly not a whole lot else. flavor is cocoa, bit of grass, with a very light touch of hoppiness in the aftertaste. not terribly interesting.
nuplastikk (3817) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - OCT 5, 2013
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
12oz can. Light golden yellow until the syrupy black part came out at the end, making it hazier and darker. Pretty gross to see an additive that fully separates like that. Big, loud white head. Has some biting sour sharpness, another infected can from Great River...will be the last time I buy their product on the shelf. Gross perfume chemical aroma. Biting, sharp, aggressive body..no chocolate flavor. This beer is an absolute loser. I like the concept. The execution is terrible.
johnroblawson (37) - Ames, Iowa, USA - SEP 21, 2013
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Like light lager with sour cherry chocolate blasting rather unsubtly through the middle. Tastes cheap and fake, not a fan.
rosenbergh (5533) - Helsinki, FINLAND - SEP 15, 2013
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
12 oz can. From Iowa. Thanks John M!
Cloudy pale golden colour with a small white head.
The aroma is quite strange. There’s mild sourness, some sweetness, a touch of chocolate and... malt I guess.
The flavour is rhubarb and some sweetness. Very messy and strange brew.
TheHOFF43 (1429) - Bloomington, Minnesota, USA - AUG 26, 2013
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
Poured from a can. Pour is hazy and light with white head, weird for a chocolate beer. Incredibly nice chocolate aroma and taste, wore me out a bit with how much chocolate there was by the end of the can. Really a cool beer, but 16oz was too much for me.
j12601 (6403) - Poughkeepsie, New York, USA - JUL 22, 2013
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Can shared by John at the Racetrack Gathering. Pours a clear gold with a faint haze under a thin white head. Chocolate, wheat, faint malt. A touch of yeast, soft chocolate hints, vanilla, cocao and wheat. Soft malt, toast, chocolate, ok but a bit dull.
pepsican (1395) - @ $13.99, Iowa, USA - JUL 4, 2013
2.2 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Add chocolate chapstick to a golden ale with a hint of infection and metal and you get this beer. Thanks for the free can distributor man, but I probably won’t be revisiting this one again.
blipp (5475) - Newark, New Jersey, USA - JUN 30, 2013
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Can. Pours gold with a white head. Sweet chocolate, caramel, faint grainy base, and a sweet chocolate finish. What the hell is this? I don’t know, everyone else hated this, but I liked it because I have a shitty palate and like weird beers.