TBone (12334) - Pori, FINLAND - MAR 10, 2012
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can 355ml in Panama
Clear golden color, good white head. Aroma of dishwater and green apples. Light bodied. Sweetish malty with herbal notes and apple. Very nasty industrial flavor.
Oakes (12167) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - AUG 8, 2006
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Surprisingly malty aroma with light grain and grassy hops. Malty start (for style, it ain’t doppelbock). Mouthfeel gets a bit of a slick corn oil feel, which really is tough to swallow and could be offset with some hop bitterness, should they choose to add some. Notably lacking in hop character, just pale malts and corn grits. And lots of sky blue water.
bhensonb (10702) - Woodland, California, USA - APR 6, 2008
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. Brewed from barley malt and grain. Wheat? Kind of a warm grainy aroma. No hop to my nose. Golden color with a fizzy white head that ran out quickly. Rather watery and grainy? Like wheat? Not corn. Virtually no hop. Finish is weakly sweet, with an illusion of bitter. Must have been better when it had a brewery of its own.
brokensail (10608) - Orange County, California, USA - OCT 14, 2012
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pale yellow pour, white head on top. Lots of metal, corn, and some minimal amounts of pale malt. A bi of yeast and some grass. Flavor is watery, there’s a lot of metal, and a bit of pale malt. Some corn, a bit of mild grass, and a hint of yeast.
Tmoney99 (10412) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAY 8, 2008
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can from Belmont Beverage. Pours clear pale color with an average frothy white head that diminished quickly with minimal lacing. Moderate sweet grainy aroma. Medium body and soft carbonation. Light to medium sweet flavor with a light sweet finish of short duration. I would not recommend this beer to a freind.
Bov (9245) - Bienne, SWITZERLAND - SEP 6, 2001
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
TwoSipDip (8898) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - APR 7, 2013
1.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can @ home. Picked up a twelver for Cubs opening day. Been working on the fucker since them. Pours a clear golden appearance with a decent off white head. Tons of corn, vanilla, dull hops, and bland grains in the nose. Somewhat watery, a bit metallic, slightly spicy, corny, a touch fruity flavor. Decent pale lager but really kind of a worthless beer.
daknole (8867) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - DEC 25, 2008
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow another winner from the depths of my cellar. Why was I allowing this to take up space in my house? One will never know.
hopscotch (8785) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - AUG 2, 2002
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: AUG 9, 2008 The can used to read "It’s the water." It should have read "It IS water." I would take an ice cold glass of chlorinated water over this stuff... well, maybe not. I WOULD have to give the decision some thought, though.
3fourths (7861) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - JUN 27, 2003
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
UPDATED: JAN 16, 2014 I have a lot of love for Hamms. We used to buy it at less than $10/case. Drank it fishing and camping and hunting. Some times in a bar. Some times bad, some times good. most times fizzy and cheap-tasting but nostalgic.