VsXsV (2241) - Linköping, SWEDEN - AUG 1, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can bought because it was the cheapest six-pack at Lidl. Clear golden liquid with small white head. Aroma of grain, grapes, green apples, bread, corn and light metal. Taste is light to medium sweet and light bitter with notes of grapes, grain and green apples. Medium bodied with high carbonation. Quite awful. Really grainy and sweet. Considering that the body is fuller than most low ABV beer, there’s probably a shit load of maltodextrin in this abomination.
BoltonDK (556) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - JAN 26, 2014
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can at home.
Syntetic sweet nose, wife says shampoo....!
Clear yellow color small white head.
Light body, taste better than it smell, some lager similarities, dry aftertaste.
Benzai (8111) - Oirschot, THE NETHERLANDS, NETHERLANDS - NOV 3, 2013
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle @ home shared with Dutchdrebus. Clear apple juice color, small white head that disappears instantly. Smell and taste lightly malts, lightly straw, slightly bitter. Low body, average carbonation. Typical light-beer.
DutchDrebus (3956) - Oirschot, NETHERLANDS - NOV 3, 2013
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Bottle @ a very silent benzai. Golden yellow to orange colour with no head at all. Looks completely dead. Smells malty, sweet and slightly caramel. Tastes malty, sweet, straw, watery. Thin body, low carbo.
OleR (4799) - Oslo, NORWAY - AUG 1, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
0,33 l bottle from Netto, Nykøbing sjælland.
A layer of white bubbles, on a clear plain pilsner golden body.
Almost no aroma, faint sappy yellow fruits and minerals.
Light body, diluted mouthfeel. Clean and sprizty with a weak taste of grainy malts.
Short empty finish. No obvious flaws, but almost no aroma or flavor.
[Sjællands Odde, 19.07.13]
Pyrmir (3315) - Uppsala, SWEDEN - MAY 29, 2013
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
500 ml can. Pale golden with small white head. Aroma faint, of pale malt and hay. Taste of hay, grain, light malt with a grainy finish. Thin and watery, yet not the worst 2,8 in history
darioklc (511) - Karlovac, CROATIA - MAY 2, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Golden color with no head. Metaliic taste, watery and too low alcohol. Very cheap beer.
Koelschtrinker (10475) - Köln (Cologne), GERMANY - JAN 19, 2013
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Wässriger Beginn mit den typischen Aromen eines Alkoholentzugs. Wenig herb, trocken hell malzig. Etwas metallern. Mehr oder weniger geschmacklos. 6/5/8/5/6/5
JanLaursen (3063) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - NOV 7, 2012
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle, 33 cl. Pale yellow with a small white head. Nose reminds me of cooking water with some weak vegetable notes. Taste is almost absent, but I do detect some sweet hay and a rather metallic finish. Drain pour - cheap and bland.
ClubGonzo (3985) - Bergen, NORWAY - JUL 14, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Pale yellow body, small white head. Nose is pale malts, hints of grass and wet paper. A bit of wet dog, too. :-P Taste is pale malts, wet paper and hints of dusty hops. Thin body. Pretty crap, all in all.