Very low carbonation level, somewhat watery texture. Curious malts are relatively light and hard to distinguish, maybe even a bit sour. Some caramel sweetness. A hint of smoke. Mild bitterness.

Draught. Body is medium amber. Aroma is lightly malty (cereal, caramel). Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is lightly sweet, lightly bitter. Medium body, syrupy texture, lively carbonation. The embarrassment continues...