bytemesis (6566) - Sunnyvale, California, USA - APR 23, 2016
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle. Pours dark black, medium tan head, dissipates pretty quickly with some residual and lacing. Aroma is coffee, heavy roasted malts, molasses. Flavor is odd, light sweet with a sickly note to it, not pleasant. Coffee and lemon juice, molasses left in the sun, super burned malts soaked in water. Acrid and somewhat tart. Light sweet, light plus bitter. Medium body. Infection city? Mine was not a gusher like Travlr’s bottle, but still a big time Nope.
ryanhunter_4 (217) - La Crete, Alberta, CANADA - MAR 26, 2016
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Pint poured at helms brewing company in San Diego. Pours a dark brown with a slight beige head. Smells like coffee. Tastes like coffee hops and vanilla. Really nice beer.
Travlr (21165) - Washington, Washington DC, USA - MAR 17, 2016
2.2 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Massive aggressive gusher. Opaque cloudy brown color, massive beige head that continues to rise over the top of the glass. Aroma of cafe au lait and chocolate bars. Taste is sour chocolate, aggressive bubbly mouthfeel I got an evil bottle, apparently. Beautiful aroma, but undrinkable.
balboaraiders (4) - - JAN 27, 2016 does not count
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Wow, talk about coffee city. From the aroma to the taste and even the aftertaste this was a fun beer.
Dodgers101 (6) - - JAN 21, 2016 does not count
4.9 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Did a full flight at Helm’s tasting room. This was their most bold beer of the day. Easy to explain. Lots of coffee. It was still light bodied to go down easy.
Bricks (955) - Delaware, USA - JAN 16, 2016
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Dark as night with beer head. Smell is of fake smokiness, Taste is very sweet vanilla, espresso taste w/ a sour tilt.
nearbeer (4825) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - NOV 20, 2015
4.6 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 19/20
650 ml. looks to have been bottled 06/30/2015. Opaque inky black with a touch of ruby and a thin disc of cream on top. Really nice looking brew. Nose is dark chocolate, espresso and vanilla cream. Taste is the same. Long finish sweeps away the richness with some spicy herb and a dose of charred wood that also brings a hint of smoke. Medium body has an awesome balance and a smooth low-medium carbonation.
blipp (8011) - La Mesa, California, USA - NOV 16, 2015
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Draft. Pours deep brown with a tan head. Roasted and sweet malts, coffee, mild to moderate sweetness, and lingering roasted coffee sweetness. Pretty good.
fonefan (43533) - VestJylland, DENMARK - SEP 29, 2015
3.7 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Bottle 1pt.6fl.oz. @ [ pre TEODRBSG15 ] @ fonefan & Brugmansia House, Denmark.
[ As Helms Beeruccino ].
Clear dark brown color with a large to huge, frothy, good lacing, mostly to fully lasting, beige to light brown head. Aroma is moderate to heavy malty, roasted, coffee, strong coffee. Flavor is moderate to heavy sweet and bitter with a long duration, ash, roasted, dark roasted, coffee, dry. Body is medium, texture is oily to watery, carbonation is soft to lively. 
fordest (2386) - Santee/San Diego, California, USA - SEP 11, 2015
3.7 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
Draft at Eastbound. Pours very dark with a decent head. Aromas were very chocolate and coffee. Less so on the flavor. I think maybe I kept thinking stout but this is a porter.... but even so it was decent while not amazing.