veronika (410) - - AUG 8, 2005
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Light yellow, almost no head. Sugary citrus in aroma and flavor. Much to sweet and boring.
FatPhil (13584) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - AUG 6, 2016
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
500ml bottle (Random shop, Berlin)
Pale, a bit fizzy. Nasty starchy aroma, some vague citrussy squash. Watery palate, a bit of fizz. Taste also starchy and lemon squashy. Papery. Pretty damn crappy.
martjoobolut (2891) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - AUG 6, 2016
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle (shared by philduk, thanks). Pours pale yellow with white head. Aroma is sweet, lemon, cardboard. Flavor is sweet, artificial lemon, some sourness. Body is very watery. Overall: bad.
Marduk (6149) - Reval, ESTONIA - AUG 6, 2016
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
500ml bottle (random petrol station, Berlin). Clear golden color. Medium size, white head, stays. Lemon, citrus, papery, glue and sweet in aroma. Sweet, papery, acidic, glue, lemon in taste. Disgusting. It’s just some poor poor blend of some shit. Nope.
Camons (10099) - Hasselager, DENMARK - AUG 26, 2015
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can @ Sirmione, Lago di Garda. Pours hazy pale yellow with a white head. Aroma of light malt, artificial citrus, grapefruit, sugar. Flavor is sweet, loads of corn, sugar, artificial citrus. Thin body, lively carbonation, sweet finish. 120815
Piw (811) - Rüsselsheim, GERMANY - FEB 11, 2015
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
500ml Flasche. Klar und golden. Minimale Schaumkrone. Sehr süss nach Limonade. Bier schmeckt man nur minimal.
lusikka (7681) - Tampere, FINLAND - FEB 7, 2015
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
500 ml can. Pours a clear yellow colour with a small head. Aroma of grains, sewer and sugar. Flavour of sweet artificial sugary mess, citrus and starch. Light bodied. Bad.
olio (9203) - Tampere, FINLAND - FEB 7, 2015
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
50 cl can.
Pours clear pale golden color with a small head. Faint lemon on the nose and on the flavor, nothing else really. Bland and watery
tiong (6382) - Espoo, FINLAND - FEB 7, 2015
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
500ml can, thanks lusikka
Pours clear pale yellow with a tiny head. Aroma of lemon, citrus and cardboard. Taste is watery, lemony and citrusy with hints of cardboard and starch. Finish is cardboardy and watery. Feels like a bad soda.
bhensonb (13980) - Woodland, California, USA - SEP 30, 2014
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottlen from a markt in Kastanien Allee in Berlin. Pours perry color with a foamy white head. Aroma is malty; not getting much citrus. Flavor is light malt with washed nout lemon. On the plus side the sugar content is tolerable.
gbeerrater (29) - Louisiana, USA - JUL 1, 2014
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Worst beer like substance to ever come out of Germany. The gold black and red can lager Henniger lager nearly as bad.
Metallic and stomach upsetting expect a heavy bout of diarrhea before you finish the first can of either.
Amazed Trader Joes carries such putrid swill as they usually have great beers and ales for sale. This shit was chain wide available so not a individual mistake.
Aroma: Metallic puke only Optimus prime the transformer dude could drink due to a low aluminum disorder and desperate at that with no other metallic substance to consume.
Appearance: golden urine
taste: Still can taste the six tums and kaopectate to stop the intestinal issues post consumption
Palate: Again only a transformer could drink given t he metallic content..
Overall: Avoid like the plague!! Natural light ice is golden ambrosia compared to this swill.