Ernest (7364) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - DEC 9, 2006
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. Head is initially small, fizzy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear medium yellow. Aroma is notes of urine, sour vegetables, and plastic. Flavor is lightly sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is trace sweetness, lightly to moderately bitter, unclean, husky. Light to medium body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. HWARRRRFFF. Holy cow. The aroma is mind-bendingly disgusting. I’ve had a lot of swill lagers in my years, and I can handle swill, since I know what to expect. But this is the absolute worst aroma I have smelled in a beer in a LONG time. Does not smell like beer at all, not even bad beer. Something obviously went wrong with this batch or bottle, but these just rolled into the state so are presumably pretty darn fresh. No skunkiness, just reeking of green vegetables (green beans mainly) and plastic, with some sharp pee stink in there as well (like asparagus urine! that’s it!). Just absolutely putrid. It makes my stomach hurt just to smell it. The taste is almost as dirty. This is worse than drain pour...it’s like...wanting to do what Dae-su does at the end of Oldboy. Yeeeesh. I haven’t given many 0.5’s, but this one has truly earned it. Congratulations, Hollandia.
a_sully (446) - - OCT 22, 2016
2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Light white head on a clear yellow body, aroma of grass, flavour is light and clean but without much taste.
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DavidAust (199) - Brisbane, AUSTRALIA - OCT 16, 2016
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle into a stemmed glass. Maybe I should have drank out of the bottle, because the smell doesn’t help this beer. Like wet carboard or rotting vegetable matter - luckily the nose is weak. Clear pale brown, with low carbonation and a small short lasting head. Weak simple taste - slightly on the sweet side rather than bitter. No lasting palate, yet not crisp either. Just not a very nice beer overall - but not the worst either.
Bierdimpfe (501) - Quebec, CANADA - OCT 9, 2016
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bright pale straw with moderate activity. Slightly foamy white 2 finger head, lasting around 5 minutes, with faint legs. Flavors of skunk, sweet grains, acidic bitter noble spices, and vinegar. Very sharp, sour and almost vinous. Slick medium body with moderate carbonation. Medium strength finish from all that leafy and grassy bitterness, faint roasted malts, and a wet cardboard feel. Feels stale, highly acidic, and not fresh at all. Faint flavors, but a very bold finish for a lager. Overall awful quality craft.
SVD (1515) - NETHERLANDS - AUG 16, 2016
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Can, golden beer, small head. Aroma is sweet grain. Taste is the same, meh not great
Tmoney99 (13612) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUL 5, 2016
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle. Poured clear golden color with an average frothy white head that was lasting and produced fair lacing. Light balanced aroma. Light to medium body with a smooth texture and soft carbonation. Light sweet green flavor with with a light green finish of short duration. Worth having once.
sawyerpc15 (63) - Bowser, British Columbia, CANADA - JUN 29, 2016
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Was a good buy from lobo in kenora. Didn’t find anything to distinguish it from all the other lager pilsners out there on warm summer days. Was OK.
UneXpecT (8) - Montreal, Alberta, CANADA - JUN 17, 2016 does not count
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
473 ml can. Has a nice golden color with a powerful carbonation. The good stop there, unless you are an amateur of metal. Taste is so bland that you can discover a intriguing aftertaste of metal. Strangely and confusing enough you can’t be sure of what is happening. Therefore, your mind force you take another mouthful to confirm that you are not drinking orange juice out of a aluminum bottle. Bland, weak, yet intriguing to drink on a hot summer day.
Erzengel (7928) - Wuppertal, GERMANY - MAY 1, 2016
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can from Carrefour in Cyprus 🇨🇾. Smooth grainy beginning. Malty with moderate sweetish hints. The aftertaste is a bit grainy, not much bitterness and refreshing!
crossovert (11424) - Illinois, USA - APR 30, 2016
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
500ml can. Pale pour. Grainy nondeScript aroma. Flavor is off, meaty off-flavored pale lager. This stuff is NOT expensive. take it as you will...
Ivell (3) - - APR 8, 2016 does not count
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Zwykły lager jakich mnóstwo. Aromat nieciekawy, słodowy, czuję przebijający się alkohol. W smaku podobnie - słodowość, zero chmielu (niektórzy piszą, że to piwo jest chmielowe. Cóż, nie moja butelka) niska goryczka, wodniste. Plus za wygląd - prawidłowa ładna barwa i niezła, choć szybko znikająca piana.
Nie polecam. Równie dobrze możecie chwycić za coś tańszego i będzie to samo. A lepiej wziąć coś lepszego ;)