Ernest (6183) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - DEC 9, 2006
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. Head is initially small, fizzy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear medium yellow. Aroma is notes of urine, sour vegetables, and plastic. Flavor is lightly sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is trace sweetness, lightly to moderately bitter, unclean, husky. Light to medium body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. HWARRRRFFF. Holy cow. The aroma is mind-bendingly disgusting. Iíve had a lot of swill lagers in my years, and I can handle swill, since I know what to expect. But this is the absolute worst aroma I have smelled in a beer in a LONG time. Does not smell like beer at all, not even bad beer. Something obviously went wrong with this batch or bottle, but these just rolled into the state so are presumably pretty darn fresh. No skunkiness, just reeking of green vegetables (green beans mainly) and plastic, with some sharp pee stink in there as well (like asparagus urine! thatís it!). Just absolutely putrid. It makes my stomach hurt just to smell it. The taste is almost as dirty. This is worse than drain pour...itís like...wanting to do what Dae-su does at the end of Oldboy. Yeeeesh. I havenít given many 0.5ís, but this one has truly earned it. Congratulations, Hollandia.
slowrunner77 (444) - Reno, Nevada, USA - AUG 19, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Yellow brew. Mainly cereal and light noble hops in the presentation. Slightly vegetal and sweet, otherwise pretty clean. Nothing special, nothing offensive."
HammerTroll (390) - Pula / Zagreb, CROATIA - AUG 11, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Clear yellow color, no head. Sweet taste with a small hint of bitterness, if you really try hard to find it. But bad anyway. Thin body, average carbonation.
(InterSpar Ljubljana 0,5l can)
veceo (410) - CROATIA - AUG 11, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear golden color, thin white head. Light to medium body, average carbonation. Malty and corny aroma. Medium sweet taste with no bitterness. It is what it is... a cheap supermarket lager.
rockana (217) - Zadar/Zagreb, CROATIA - JUL 25, 2014
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 10/20
Pours clear yellow color with minimal white head. Light body. Malty. Nothing special about this one.
UM02 (302) - Quebec, CANADA - JUN 22, 2014
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
The best one can say about this is it does not taste bad or undrinkable. Indeed it hardly has any taste at all other than a slight straw taste of the malt. Hops imperceptible, bland and watery but drinkable.
bjakk (333) - Skagafjordur, ICELAND - MAY 24, 2014
2.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Yellow towards golden, white foam that dosnt last. Sweet mildly sour malt with a hint of toffee in the aroma. Not much of a taste but a hint of Sweet, malt, caramel and apple in the taste. High in carbon
StevieT (570) - AUSTRALIA - MAY 24, 2014
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Generic in just about every way, donít let it get warm or youíll struggle. Not the worst beer ever but not much better.
Morboso (44) - ECUADOR - APR 30, 2014
3.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
UPDATED: JUL 12, 2014 This is $29 a carton of 24 in Australia at the moment which is a lot cheaper than all the mainstream aussie beers but with a nicer aroma and flavour for a change, awesome bang 4 buck but nothing great
Valfar (78) - San Miguel, EL SALVADOR - APR 29, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
I was so familiar to certain style from Holland, to certain flavor and aroma. This beer was not what I expected, it is for sure a different recipe but I did not like it so much. So pale and a full amount of yeast in its flavor, very alcoholic at the end.
MichaelAwesome (3871) - Wanne-Eickel, North Rhine-Westphalia, GERMANY - MAR 26, 2014
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Simple lager with just a bit hops and malt. Thin, drinkable, unspectacular. Could be exchanged for any other lager in the world.