Ernest (6519) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - DEC 9, 2006
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Bottle. Head is initially small, fizzy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear medium yellow. Aroma is notes of urine, sour vegetables, and plastic. Flavor is lightly sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is trace sweetness, lightly to moderately bitter, unclean, husky. Light to medium body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. HWARRRRFFF. Holy cow. The aroma is mind-bendingly disgusting. I’ve had a lot of swill lagers in my years, and I can handle swill, since I know what to expect. But this is the absolute worst aroma I have smelled in a beer in a LONG time. Does not smell like beer at all, not even bad beer. Something obviously went wrong with this batch or bottle, but these just rolled into the state so are presumably pretty darn fresh. No skunkiness, just reeking of green vegetables (green beans mainly) and plastic, with some sharp pee stink in there as well (like asparagus urine! that’s it!). Just absolutely putrid. It makes my stomach hurt just to smell it. The taste is almost as dirty. This is worse than drain pour...it’s like...wanting to do what Dae-su does at the end of Oldboy. Yeeeesh. I haven’t given many 0.5’s, but this one has truly earned it. Congratulations, Hollandia.
Bennymarley (4) - West Midlands, ENGLAND - MAR 7, 2015 does not count
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 7/20
Found this at Asda, not bad, nice nose, decent taste, drank a shedload of them and I happily would do again! Oh and very cheap
skoisirius (1818) - Earth, Washington, USA - MAR 4, 2015
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Randomly found out here near Mount Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia. Another piss lager but totally drinkable without giving you that shitty beer face.
MunBro (639) - St. Albert, Alberta, CANADA - FEB 20, 2015
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Pretty basic but very drinkable. Nice mild flavours of wheat and some hops. Smooth and easy. Nice.
Raistlin (162) - London, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 9, 2015
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
Golden beer with large foam head. Aroma of sweet cereal grain and a little metallic. Taste is slightly sweet, bready and a mild hop bitterness. Soft on the palate. Not too bad actually.
Alyona (5) - - JAN 23, 2015 does not count
4.9 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 20/20
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onefake (1) - RUSSIA - JAN 23, 2015 does not count
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 3/20
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waiake (303) - Auckland, NEW ZEALAND - JAN 22, 2015
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
330ml bottle pale gold with little laciness & a mild grainy aroma the taste is sweet crisp lightly bitter bit watery but drinkable not too bad
shrubber85 (8330) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - JAN 10, 2015
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can. Sour corn/barley malt aroma. Golden yellow with large white head. Watery metallic corn/barley malt flavor. Very light body. The malt flavor is very light - which is probably a good thing for this beer.
TedE (302) - Sydney, AUSTRALIA - JAN 8, 2015
2.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
500ml can into glass. Very sweet corn/bubblegum nose. Yellow with thin lasting head. Light carbonation. Sweet malt taste with metallic hop finish. Good lacing. There are many, many worse beers than this. Cheap and drinkable.
YantarCoast (326) - Moscow, RUSSIA - JAN 6, 2015
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Very cheap 500ml bottle. According to the label the ABV is 4.8%, not 5. Pours the colour of apple juice with a white head the fizzles away in no time (surprise surprise). Aroma of grass and a bit of lemon. Tastes like any other pale lager. Not premium, that's for sure.