Holsten Non-Alcoholic

Formerly brewed at Holsten-Brauerei (Carlsberg)
Style: Low Alcohol
Hamburg, Germany

Serve in English pint, Shaker

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Had one with my Cabbage Rolls and Homefries loaded with gravy and ketchup at Deningers in Hamilton, Ontario. I saw it next to some juice and I though... No I shouldn’t ..but yeah I’ve never had it before!! Let’s do it just for a rating hahaha!!! Okay here it goes. Aluminium metal taste (must be fresh haha) Piss poor colour. It wants it flavor to come out so badly that it must only be writen on paper that it has one. This beer looks like real beer but it isn’t real beer. It is a gag beer for jokes right? Okay honestly I have had worse beers then this with 5% ABV just look at my light beer ratings!! HAHAHA. Enough said about his brew. It can’t be as bad as Paceña Centenario Exportacion was though. :)

Smells like a fart of an old dog. Wasn’t able to swallow it. No swallow no palate! If there is ever a girl from whom I think it has affair with my boyfriend, I will invite her and serve her this beer!

This is THE worst beer I’ve ever had. Makes all my other .5’s look like 4’s. I have to go back and re-rate those. Undrinkable and smells like a wet burlap sack.

Sweet smell, pale yellow, huge creamy head. Little flavour, save for the can, some bitterness. I’ve had worse real beer though.

Again skunkiness . Looks like real suff I must say , but will not try again .