mabjork (664) - Vasa, FINLAND - AUG 7, 2007
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pale yellow in colour. minor white head. A distinct flavour of sewer. The flavour is somewhat like a disappointing wheat beer.
lusikka (4972) - Tampere, FINLAND - SEP 27, 2010
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
330 ml can. Rated @ 18.5.2010.
Clear yellow colour, foamy head. Skunky metallic aroma, same with the flavour. Corn notes. Not good.
Commodore (112) - Ontario, CANADA - FEB 12, 2004
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATE: I've just finished it, and I feel sick to my stomach...this beer made me ill..don't do the same to yourself. Still tasted kinda gross too.
This also smelled a touch skunky, but not as bad as some. Pours a nicer golden colour, quickly fleeing head. Taste is refreshing, but kinda coats my mouth. At least it's cold. Still has a bit of a funky aftertaste (in the literary meaning - ie. not psychadelic, but smelly). Watery palate. Again, I'd rather have juice than this.
leaparsons (7483) - Leicester, Leicestershire, ENGLAND - APR 9, 2008
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle. Golden and still with a small head. Aromas are yeasty and soapy with baked beans and cardboard. Some hints of shit. Flavours are soapy and dry with yeast and stewed beans. Incredibly foul.
Hermod (2560) - Vantaa, FINLAND - OCT 13, 2009
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
33cl can. Golden color. Skunky taste, metallic. Had a hard time to finish this one.
kalervo (538) - FINLAND - JAN 28, 2011
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Quite dull even for a non-alcoholic beer. Metallic taste and really watery mouthfeel.
Japalo (924) - DENMARK - AUG 4, 2013
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle@hamburg minimature Wunderland. Small head. Golden. Faint cereal notes. Taste like water. So its better than the pilsener !!!
sayravai (4666) - Helsinki, FINLAND - NOV 23, 2003
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: APR 18, 2008 (Canned) Clear golden with a smallish, lacy head. Very faint, cardboardy aroma with some metallic berry sweetness. Strange metallic berries also in the flavor, with stuffy beans, some plasticky malt, and faint hints of grassy hops. Very light, quite watery body with medium carbonation. A stangely unclean NA with practically absent hops. Not a substitute for beer.
EithCubes (4406) - New Jersey, USA - MAR 18, 2006
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Botled. Yellow and white. Strange musty cereal stink. Unbalanced mixture of sweet and bitter. Skunk. Not so bad if you’ve got a cold, I guess.
jgd0608 (187) - Zeeland, Michigan, USA - MAR 27, 2007
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Rating #2 from Iraq, and can’t say i’m to excited. Kinda wonder if i should add a new beer, because of the arabic writing on the can, but i know its the same beer, so i’ll leave it. Once again from a can. Over carbonated, a bit warm cause i don’t have a fridge, so making it EXTRA skunky. But could actually see this being refreshing, if it were served ICE cold to cancel out most of the flavors. Better than the coors n/a i had, but still blah. N/A SUCKS! Someone send me beer