Horse Piss Beer

Pale yellow pour with little white head. Stale grain, corn, and soap aroma. The flavor is sour (not the good kind), astringent, dish soap, and sulfur. The body is well...water i guess. Yeah that name is messing around. I couldn’t name it any better myself.

12oz bottle. Huh, looks like piss. Aroma of straw. You know how your urine smells like asparagus after you consumed it? Horses eat hay right? There ya go! Tastes like water and hay. Adjunct heaven, Just awful. 14 march 09

Bottle. Clear yellow. Shrimp shell and stewed celery nose. Simple, transparent, nearly flavorless. Body is medium to light, fizzles away at the end. Watery and bland, stale and tastes of wet notebook paper. Pretty terrible, big surprise.

Source: 12 oz bottle from Chuck’s in Bowling Green.
Glass: Pint Glass.
Appearance: Clear yellow pour with a one finger white head.
Aroma: Grain and grassy hops.
Flavor: Grainy. Abrasive bitter finish. Hint of fruit.
Palate: Watery, with good carbonation.
Overall: The name explains it all.

Appearance: Pours a clear, faintly yellow body with not much in the way of a head beyond the horse mug on the bottle label. Smell: Sweetish cereal aroma with vague, indistinct notes of malt and dull, limpid hops. Taste: Faint malt character with a light cereal sweetness. A few drops of lemon juice. Light hop flavor and bitterness, but it’s got a somewhat stale quality to it, too. Drying, though wholly empty finish -- it doesn’t finish so much as it vanishes like a disappearing wizard. Mouthfeel: Thin-bodied. Medium-low carbonation. Drinkability: As I’m sure others have mentioned, it just seems like a gag beer, like something you’d purchase at Spencer’s Gifts right along with a t-shirt riddled with fart jokes and a plastic stein with the word "HO" emblazoned on the side.

Pours a straw color with a moderate head. Aroma of plastic and grass and it’s just very ordinary. Tastes a little better with flavors of grass, sweet corn, pear and a bit of overall tanginess. Finishes like toasted corn. It’s alright, better than I expected because I expected a taste that justifies the name! What I got was an ordinary non-skunked lager.

pours a slightly hazy gold under a medium sized head. sweet, honey, pale malt aroma. dry palate. sweet flavors and refreshing. better than expected.

(Bottle, courtesy of Lumpy) Pours a lightly hazy yellow body with a tall foamy white head. Aroma of toasted grain, grass, metal pipe, floral, soap, and cardboard. Flavor of cardboard, huskiness, and light grassy hops.