Horse Piss Beer

Brewed by Bluegrass Brewing Company
Style: Dortmunder/Helles
Louisville, Kentucky USA

Serve in Lager glass

Aroma-pretty strong. Kind of apply and yeasty. Also, there actually is some stale piss in there. Very apply. Bad homebrew. Doesn’t taste pissy. Crappy malt flavors.

2010 Bottle - Not exactly piss...Pours a clear lt amber with a small off white head...aroma is a bit rotten, old grain and dry malt, old hops that fell behind the kettle and were forgotten about for a year...flavour is thankfully nowhere near as foreboding...kinda a compilation style, part pale lager, part amber, helles? maybe...dry cereal graininess, very light toffee and vegetal matter, tastes like the fall season...finish is a lingering graininess that I actually enjoy, like what an American Hef should finish like...lightly bitter throughout, not horse piss for sure...just not what I’d imagine the majority of RBians are craving...

Bottle from Party Source. Why is this rated so low? Perhaps the power of suggestion from the label. I expected pure rubbish, but this is tolerable. It pours darker than I thought it would, but according to my fellow bartender Nickey horse urine is indeed a darker shade. The beer is almost brownish. The aroma isn’t spectacular, though not offensive. Smells like caramel, browning leaves, a little basement, veggies. Flavor is sort of sweet, caramelly, woody bitter. It’s more vegetal than I like, but honestly not so bad. Reminds me of a dunkel or perhaps an Oktoberfest. Well, I had to try it.

My brother in law got me this one as a joke. A: Pours a pale piss yellow (how fitting) with a foamy white head. Sort of reminds me of a urinal after a night of drinking. Pretty good retention with some spots of lace. S: Aromas of a corn silo with holes in the roof. Musty, corny, with fresh cut grassy notes... meh! T: Corn sweetness for sure. Grassy hops, straw, and light yeasty bread. M: Light, watery, and forgettable. D: Not really, my brother in law bought it as a gag gift and I would say that is all it is good for.

A helles? That is very generous. This is a pale lager. It has a chemical aroma of a barbershop. Rotten corn. Very light on the palate and light flavor. Unfortunately it doesn’t get to the point of tasteless, rather, it just tastes bad.

Thanks DalzAle Pale gold pour. aroma was musty corny grainy typical pale lager. flavour was not offensive, soft corny sweetness. Light finish.

Bottle bonus courtesy from phaleslu! Well, appearance is as expected; a piss yellow with some carbonation and an aroma of sweet corn and sweat. Flavor was that of a generic pale lager, sugar, corn, and finished light. Gave it a few extra ticks for the name; but not much worthwile going on with this one.

Sample courtesy of markwise, thanks. It pours clear brilliant gold with thin white head. The aroma is earthy wet concrete pavement, re-bar, methane earthy mud, a touch of roasted malts and some grains. This horse piss sure has an interesting smell. The taste is grainy and hay as well as carries a sense of lager-ness. Overall nice brew.