Horse Piss Beer

Brewed by Bluegrass Brewing Company
Style: Dortmunder/Helles
Louisville, Kentucky USA

Bottle. Clear yellow. Shrimp shell and stewed celery nose. Simple, transparent, nearly flavorless. Body is medium to light, fizzles away at the end. Watery and bland, stale and tastes of wet notebook paper. Pretty terrible, big surprise.

Source: 12 oz bottle from Chuck’s in Bowling Green.
Glass: Pint Glass.
Appearance: Clear yellow pour with a one finger white head.
Aroma: Grain and grassy hops.
Flavor: Grainy. Abrasive bitter finish. Hint of fruit.
Palate: Watery, with good carbonation.
Overall: The name explains it all.

Appearance: Pours a clear, faintly yellow body with not much in the way of a head beyond the horse mug on the bottle label. Smell: Sweetish cereal aroma with vague, indistinct notes of malt and dull, limpid hops. Taste: Faint malt character with a light cereal sweetness. A few drops of lemon juice. Light hop flavor and bitterness, but it’s got a somewhat stale quality to it, too. Drying, though wholly empty finish -- it doesn’t finish so much as it vanishes like a disappearing wizard. Mouthfeel: Thin-bodied. Medium-low carbonation. Drinkability: As I’m sure others have mentioned, it just seems like a gag beer, like something you’d purchase at Spencer’s Gifts right along with a t-shirt riddled with fart jokes and a plastic stein with the word "HO" emblazoned on the side.

Pours a straw color with a moderate head. Aroma of plastic and grass and it’s just very ordinary. Tastes a little better with flavors of grass, sweet corn, pear and a bit of overall tanginess. Finishes like toasted corn. It’s alright, better than I expected because I expected a taste that justifies the name! What I got was an ordinary non-skunked lager.

pours a slightly hazy gold under a medium sized head. sweet, honey, pale malt aroma. dry palate. sweet flavors and refreshing. better than expected.

(Bottle, courtesy of Lumpy) Pours a lightly hazy yellow body with a tall foamy white head. Aroma of toasted grain, grass, metal pipe, floral, soap, and cardboard. Flavor of cardboard, huskiness, and light grassy hops.

Bottle thanks to lumpy. Gusher. The look is clear with a thinner white head, and light golden in color. The smell is corn, malts, corn syurp, fruits, and pears. The taste is pear, grains, fruits, corn, and metallic. Not very good.

Cellared and aged horse piss thanks to Lumpy. Yellow in color with a large foamy white head that looks like soap suds. Aroma is of apple, grain, biscuits and dirt. Taste is watery with notes of fruit, grain, and metal.