Hurricane High Gravity Lager

Clear yellow liquid with a fizzy white foam. Nose is acrid and metallic. Taste is a little sweet and a little bad bitter. Body is thin. finish is bad bitter. Alcohol content is very evident.

so i cracked this can which was a gift from lumpy the festivus troll when scrubs was coming on at 8. poured it into my duvel tulip, and looked at the current lineup and writing for a show i like. hmmm, not much zach braff here, the chick that plays elliot has a nice trashy look working, and damn the made turk a pussy. but speaking of trashy, this beer sucks. i’d go into details about how anemic the body is, how it looks like leper piss, and smells of a vomitorium from the roman days, but the point i want to make is how long it took me to almost drink this. i cracked the abomination unto juan valdez ae 8, it was 10:30 beofre i finally poured the last rancid bits out. and this from a guy that once floated a keg of lone star light, i also once drank a 24 bottle case of jw lees nut brown ale in 52 minutes, sure i won 30 bucks on that, but the point is it takes an especially heinous beer to make me slow down and think about what the fuck i’m doing to my body. the only thing that saved me was cb’s cookies, unfortunately i had to give half of them to my nephew. all i know is this was a sour metallic, adjunct laden, rotten pear of a nightmare of a beer. and lumpy will pay for making me drink it.

Not a bad buzz off of $1.98 worth of fun. Bought two of these tonight, and have drank them both within 20 minutes, and feel GREAT! Not a bad cheap thrill if you can get over the taste...

rocket fuel in a can. very strong malt flavor and the 8.1% abv is not very friendly to your taste buds.

Oh wow what else can i say but this shouldnt be listed as a beer. Horrible stuff that gave me a splitting headache the next day on my only day off. I will be more careful next time with energy drinks with alcohol.

A dark gold pour from a 40oz can. An aroma of some malt and an off aroma. I made the mistake of drinking this baby at about 55 degrees. The longer you sip it the worse it gets. It has a sweet malt like flavor at first and changes as it goes to an off flavor of alochol and paper. Call me a rating whore but I had to rate a malt liquor but I don’t have to drink it all. One of the worst beers I’ve tried to drink. 37 ozs to the drain. Sorry AB.

Purchased at my local liquor store for 99 cents before tax. 24 oz. can poured into my Rahr Bucking Bock mug. Obviously a beer intended to be drunk from the can as the color looks like my urine when I am sick and dehydrated. Horrible yellow color. Interestingly it pour a massive, retained fluffy egg white head. Aroma is mainly alcohol with some sweet corn. Flavor is truly heinous. I very rarely feel like wretching when tasting a beer, but this one almost did it. Sickenly sweet. Designed as an alcohol delivery system, but fails miserably as it is singularly the worst tasting crap I have ever rated. Way worse than my previous lowest rating of Miller High Life Light. This makes that beer look great. I pour very few beers out, but this one goes down the drain after three drinks. UGH!!!!

24 ounce can sampled on Malt Liquor night 7/5/06. Sweet aroma with some pineapply notes at first, turning more vegetable like. Some pepperiness present as well. Transparent golden color with a frothy whitish head. Not a bad looking beer, actually. Wow, this is just fusels. Tons of bad flavors with lots of ethanol later on. Almost sickening.