molassesfan (202) - Raleigh, North Carolina, USA - NOV 17, 2006
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Aroma of apple, smells like Ephemere. Taste is much the same, with some aluminum. Surprisingly drinkable, but palate and mouthfeel need lots of work. If I had to, I could drink this. This was ice cold, probably very gross warm.
Nejhleader (1264) - Lemoyne, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 15, 2006
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
pretty brutal stuff. looks and probably tastes like urine. up there with some of the worst beers ever.
pintocb (646) - Darsville, Georgia, USA - NOV 3, 2006
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Dear God, what is this stuff? A "high gravity lager"?? It has a little alcohol kick hence the .6 rather than a .5. Tastes like a bud with a shot of rubbing alcohol. Blah.
CelticBrew (852) - The Crystal Coast, North Carolina, USA - NOV 2, 2006
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
A very nasty combonation of malt, barley and bum piss. Bought for $1.39 at local gas mart. Odor typical of this type beverage. The taste was just plain aweful. Poured out after two drinks. Save your money and buy something worthwhile.
FROTHINGSLOSH (5077) - GREENSBURG, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 29, 2006
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: AUG 27, 2007 Sampled from a 23 oz can this beer poured a dark golden color with a large yellow-white head. The aroma is sour tangy macro odor with a hint of light fruits. The flavor is bitter, sour and tangy macro crap. The finish is strong and a bit revolting.
desurfer (1224) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - OCT 22, 2006
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Nasty. No flavor save for a fusel alcohol burn. Good bum beer I guess, but it’s just plain awful.
Ibrew2or3 (7077) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - OCT 10, 2006
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
24oz can I wasted $1.39 on. Clear water to yellow color with faint white head. Aroma is corn, hay, fiberglass resin and metal. I wish I could rate the aroma a zero or less. I’ll just deduct it from the overall. Should I be drinking something that smells like an auto shop? Sweet sweet flavor. I don’t think much of the sweetness is coming from malts. Sweet corn and cereal backed up with a metallic hop note. I see why they want you to drink this ice cold. I’m not sure they want you to taste it. NOT RECOMMENDED. Don’t buy even at $0.01 per 24oz can. If someone gives you this beer they’re not doing you any favors. Place in the nearest trash receptacle and walk away.
dwyerpg (4640) - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - OCT 2, 2006
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Very little aroma. This mostly tastes like thin watery beer with some funky aftertaste. One of the worst of the swill beers.
Panzuriel (1358) - Westerville, Ohio, USA - SEP 8, 2006
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Clear yellow liquid with a fizzy white foam. Nose is acrid and metallic. Taste is a little sweet and a little bad bitter. Body is thin. finish is bad bitter. Alcohol content is very evident.
Kevin (2102) - New Mexico, USA - AUG 30, 2006
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
so i cracked this can which was a gift from lumpy the festivus troll when scrubs was coming on at 8. poured it into my duvel tulip, and looked at the current lineup and writing for a show i like. hmmm, not much zach braff here, the chick that plays elliot has a nice trashy look working, and damn the made turk a pussy. but speaking of trashy, this beer sucks. i’d go into details about how anemic the body is, how it looks like leper piss, and smells of a vomitorium from the roman days, but the point i want to make is how long it took me to almost drink this. i cracked the abomination unto juan valdez ae 8, it was 10:30 beofre i finally poured the last rancid bits out. and this from a guy that once floated a keg of lone star light, i also once drank a 24 bottle case of jw lees nut brown ale in 52 minutes, sure i won 30 bucks on that, but the point is it takes an especially heinous beer to make me slow down and think about what the fuck i’m doing to my body. the only thing that saved me was cb’s cookies, unfortunately i had to give half of them to my nephew. all i know is this was a sour metallic, adjunct laden, rotten pear of a nightmare of a beer. and lumpy will pay for making me drink it.