Nel (180) - Virginia, USA - SEP 28, 2005
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Everyone who has rated this beer so far has been downright cruel. This beer isnít THAT bad. It certainlt isnít as bad as all that. I mean....Iíve had two of these here 24 oz guys now...and man...I canít compla....
LilKem (1213) - Marietta, Ohio, USA - SEP 11, 2005
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
good lord how do i talk myself into tasting these beers. lol. this was pretty awful. at least it had some flavor besides corn and sugar. some grains and some spice to it but nothing impressive.
Ernest (5864) - Boulder, Colorado, USA - SEP 4, 2005
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Head is initially average sized, frothy, white, mostly diminishing.
Body is clear medium yellow.
Aroma is moderately malty (grain), trace hops (herbs), with notes of plastic/rubber, DMS, fusel alcohol, apple.
Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly bitter.
Finish is moderately sweet, lightly acidic, moderately bitter, husky, unclean.
Medium body, watery texture, lively/fizzy carbonation, moderately alcoholic.
Yow, this is some foul foul stuff. Disgusting chemical-and-fuel spill aroma, with a similarly dirty aftertaste that makes me wonder how people can actually choke it down. I mean, really, honestly...how can anyone actually consume this? This was one of the most painful reviews Iíve done in a long time. This doesnít even smell safe to drink.
homebrew007 (7) - USA - SEP 1, 2005 does not count
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
From the way this beer smells, I should have known it wouldnít go down well. It had a grainy, wet cardboard flavor. Too heavy on corn and sugars. Fortunately, the beer had very lillte aftertaste. I could not finish the whole can.
Cornfield (5274) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - AUG 28, 2005
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
24 ounce can of the Court Jester to the self-acclaimed "King of Beers." Not bad looking, itís golden with steady carbonation and a short-lived, frothy white head. The aroma is corn and hot metal, and the taste is pretty much a grainy version of the same. The aftertaste isnít quite as vile as that of many of the malt liquors that Iíve tried, kind of like tinny corn flakes.
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wunderbier (1434) - Tampere, FINLAND - AUG 17, 2005
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Light gold hue, fizzy carbonation, foamy head. Corn, steamed veggies, fusels, table sugar. Man, thatís an enticing aroma. Flavor is corn pops up front and creamed corn in the back. De-lish. Medium light body, watery, fizzy. The only problem with this one is drinking it.
heemer77 (5053) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - AUG 17, 2005
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Dark gold body. Aroma is over ripe oranges and apples. There is a note vanilla. Seriously, like a cheap Chardonnay. The taste is strong cardboard and some light peaches. There is also a note of grass and honey. Not as bad as others have said. For the alcohol content, it is reasonable.
BŁckDich (5464) - McCall, Idaho, USA - AUG 15, 2005
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Woo! Hurricane High Gravity! A bit of grainy "bold" taste with lots of alcohol feel in the mouth. When you exhale you feel some corny fusels coming out your nose. The pain!
clb1265 (1) - USA - AUG 13, 2005 does not count
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Odd smell, poor but not aweful taste however it had an after taste especially when you drink it right when poured, let it sit a few minutes and it wasnít AS bad. Carbonation hurt the back of my throat a little at first. But hey, I got really really buzzed on a 24oz can though, 8.1% alcohol, so if you just care about a good solid buzz, go for it!
11026 (1772) - Alabama, USA - AUG 11, 2005
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Lovely clear yellow, rocky white head forms and dies a slow, twisted death, probably from the stink rising off this beast. This truly is bad. Do people at big breweries try to find the most offensive castoff parts and crap, brew a "beer" with it and see if people will actually drink it?? Aroma is stinky, flavor is bland yet suprisingly harsh. When I get tired of fair to mediocre microbrewer offerings I will drink this to realize just where the bottom is.