Francis99 (19) - USA - MAR 25, 2001
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Best drunk out of a paper bag. Great If your name is felicia
DerGantzel (300) - Aarhus, DENMARK - JUL 18, 2016
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Not much aroma except malt. Pale and clear with a white head. Medium sweetness and light bitterness. Average carbonation and thin. Not very good.
Shanebrews (284) - Virginia, USA - MAY 16, 2016
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
This is a fairly light flavored malt liquor. It still features lots of carbonation, and a urine yellow appearance. The taste is not off-putting though. It is mildly sweet with no bittering. The stuff is adequately smooth. Not bad.
DandyWolfFloyd (1020) - Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania, USA - JAN 31, 2016
2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Aroma - a touch of grass, some bread, even a bit of soap.
Appearance - body is pale yellow very clean with abundant nucleation. The head is full about 2" and white.
Taste - spiced hops, malts are hard to detect ~ doesn’t taste corny, doesn’t have a corn syrup taste ~ suggest the malt is likely rice. A small bit of paper.
Palate - body is on the light end, lively carbonation, and neutral finish little fizzy burn.
KrillWhetsuit (9) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - NOV 5, 2015 does not count
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Made a stop at a C-store on a late night bike ride. 3 high gravity malt liquor tall boys for 3 bucks?!? Sounds like a great deal! I like Hurricane mixed rum drinks, what could go wrong? In a word… everyfrickinthing! Let’s start with the fact that the lady behind the counter says "You don’t want anyone seeing you drink that. Here’s a paper bag." Sounds like the start of an evening filled with poor life choices. The aroma is a sweet stench of weak-ass Kool-aid and stale straw. I really couldn’t get a good visual on the mystery liquid in the bag as the only pour was straight into my beer hole. The first flavor note that blossommed on my tongue was ’shudder’. Not really a flavor as much as a recoil from the assault on my tastebuds. Not a good first impression. The finish is literally that of watered down fruit punch Kool-Aid and the second hand beer-ish essence you get when making out with a drunk girl at a party. In a rush to get back to the ride, I slugged back two more swallows so it wouldn’t splash when I hit a bump. The funk that lingered in my mouth made me start thinking about what I could do to make it go away. Eat a road kill carcass, lick a sweaty truck driver taint, suck on a urinal cake. I contemplated all of these things. Over the next 12 miles, I was able to gag down about half a can and ended up with a buzz similar to sniffing a sharpie. I couldn’t even pour it down a drain for fear of poisoning the water supply for the whole city.
mR_fr0g (8870) - Hertfordshire, ENGLAND - MAY 24, 2015
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle shared at the Cotteridge convention, 24/01/2015. Many thanks to the Malt liquor-ticka Leighton of this fine example of ’session malt liquor’. Very pale yellow yellow coloured pour with a hlo of white head. . Aroma is very clena, bit of corn, not muich else, Flavour is composed of stale grains, papery, not much to it. Palate is grainy, moderate to low carbonation. Meh.
jtclockwork (14700) - , New Jersey, USA - MAY 1, 2015
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Backlog - No Label taken - Pours yellow gold - Nose/taste of corn, skunk and sweet malt - Medium body.
mstrcrwly (949) - New York, USA - APR 8, 2015
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
brother gave me a taste from a can more than 20 yrs ago..and was very forgettable.
Leighton (18221) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAR 15, 2015
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Can shared at the Cotteridge Convention 2015. You’re welcome, friends! Pours clear - crystal clear! - pale yellow with a nice, creamy white head. The aroma holds sugary white bread, corn and freshly milled grains. Medium sweet flavor with sugary white bread, faint hay bitterness. Medium bodied with fine to average carbonation. Sweet finish with further white bread, delicate white sugar, pale grains. Tasty malt liquor. Excellent drinkability for the style.
Theydon_Bois (16615) - Tourist Town (West), Berkshire, ENGLAND - FEB 13, 2015
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Low boost ML split at Cotts, thanks to LKS, 24/01/15.
Clear pale golden with a moderate off white head.
Nose is sweet tunes all round, candy, grain, straw.
Taste comprises caramel, sweet sugary lickings, candy bar, soft bread. cereal, corn on the cob without the butterbomb.
Medium bodied, fine carbonation, semi drying close.
Lacks boost but not a bad Licker Ticker.
IrishBoy (4094) - Bakersfield, California, USA - FEB 7, 2015
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
25 Oz can shared by Enniskillen. Nose is sweet sugary bubblegum. Clear gold with a medium white head. Flavor is lightly sweet and bubblegum.