cheap (5363) - Beaver Valley, Beaver County, Pennsylvania, USA - AUG 20, 2015
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
From a 24 oz can this is what it is & it does it. Frazzlin, dadgummit, Heavens to Betsy, Jumpin’ Jahosafat, Yikes and I still say it, Gadzooks,Holy cow, Shoot, sugar, Dagnabit, Frickin’, flippin’, shoot! There! You have it!
finn1918 (233) - Georgia, USA - AUG 19, 2015
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Picked up a tallboy of this liquid regret. Pours light gold, fizzy head. Aroma of fusel alcohols, solvent, fruit. Taste follows suit; hollow and lifeless. Astringent finish with an assertive boozy finish. Only drinkable ICE cold straight from the can. Wasted $1.70 on this swill. Steer clear.
TattooJack (514) - Illinois, USA - MAY 25, 2015
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Big boy can ice cold. I actually purchased this beer to give to a guy hanging outside the liquor store bumming, but when I saw how messed up he was when I exited I couldn’t in good conscience give it to him. So it sat in my fridge for a month starring at me, til I gave in. I drank ice house for the better (or worser) portion of the late 90’s, this is the same but stronger. If you are on Rate Beer trying to decide whether or not to buy this beer your life has obviously taken an awful turn, and you need the advise of a professional, not me.
trexibmer (60) - - MAY 18, 2015
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Sorry I tried and even finished this 24oz. can. Nothing other than gassy low octane ethanol here. Alcohol maybe at 8% ABV and a headache an hour later! Not sure what I was even thinking by picking this one up. Not sure what Plank Road was thinking with this. A mistake for sure. The regular Icehouse offering is, can I say it, a bit better. At least regular Icehouse is drinkable for an ice beer...barely.
vipinvelp (3887) - Velp, NETHERLANDS - MAY 12, 2015
1.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Clear yellow, small white foam ring. Not a pleasant aroma, barnyard. Taste is dominated by alcohol. (Memphis 201505)
johnnnniee (3816) - Bedford, New Hampshire, USA - MAY 11, 2015
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
25oz can after too many hours of painting.
Corn, apples, a bit sweet with a displeasing alcohol flavor. I couldn’t finish it.
nuplastikk (5797) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - MAR 3, 2015
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Big can shared by Ben. Filtered urine color. Decent head at first, then fades completely out in a minute. Pretty horrendous aroma. Buttery garbage factory juice. Doesn’t taste as bad as it smells. Like a real cheap, bad Belgian blonde ale. Corny, sugary. Lacks any enjoyable qualities. Not the worst malt liquor I’ve had.
phaleslu (9426) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - FEB 20, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24 oz. can. Pours a clear bright gold with an inch of fizzy soft white head that leaves some lace and rising small bubbles in the glass. Notes of corn, straw, apple, lemon, white bread, cereal, and a slightly sour mash kind of note. Medium-bodied, with medium carbonation and a corny, sweet mouthfeel that finishes dry. Average malted liquor.
crossovert (11424) - Illinois, USA - OCT 29, 2014
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
709 ml can. Served at near slush temps. Light clear godl in color. Flavor is actually one of the better malt liquors very clean. Fine prickling carbonation. It sucks and is a bti sweet but is much better than most high-grav.
Frank (4025) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - OCT 17, 2014
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
This is a very fine and high quality malt liquor and those who deride it clearly know nothing of the style. It is perfectly clear and orange golden in the glass--though many prefer this style straight from the can or bottle--and has a short lived head of fine white bubbles. It smells faintly of grain--I would guess corn--w/o any heavy alcohol or other harsh flavors. This drinks rather light for a high gravity malt and only a touch of burn on the back of the tongue indicates its elevated strength. Brisk carbonation helps to cut some slight sweetness which is about the only flavor this beer offers. Overall, I’d call it a stretch to say this is a good beer but if we are being honest w/ ourselves here--which beer nerds seldom are in this regard--this has way fewer off-notes w/ way less to hide behind than your standard imperial stout and thus could objectively be considered to be a better beer.