uvajed (174) - Ravenna, Ohio, USA - SEP 10, 2012
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
One of the foulest substances ever to find its way inside my mouth, and that is saying a lot. Corny metallic alcohol - this is REALLY bad. Makes even Natty Daddy or Hurricane taste okay. Even for being cheap and 8%, and if you just absolutely need to get drunk, you can do a lot better. Heere are two things I have rarely ever said but that apply: spend the extra 75 cents, and get a Four Loko, or something. This tastes like an already horrible wino beer that somebody poured a half a shot of Czarina vodka into. I like cheap beer, and I’ll try any crappy beer once, but this is a one-time deal only. Still trying to finish the can (how can anybody rate the appearance of this? You drink it out’a da can!), and it may be one of the few beers ever I’ve had to pour out.
nuplastikk (4852) - Madison, Wisconsin, USA - MAR 3, 2015
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Big can shared by Ben. Filtered urine color. Decent head at first, then fades completely out in a minute. Pretty horrendous aroma. Buttery garbage factory juice. Doesn’t taste as bad as it smells. Like a real cheap, bad Belgian blonde ale. Corny, sugary. Lacks any enjoyable qualities. Not the worst malt liquor I’ve had.
phaleslu (7063) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - FEB 20, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24 oz. can. Pours a clear bright gold with an inch of fizzy soft white head that leaves some lace and rising small bubbles in the glass. Notes of corn, straw, apple, lemon, white bread, cereal, and a slightly sour mash kind of note. Medium-bodied, with medium carbonation and a corny, sweet mouthfeel that finishes dry. Average malted liquor.
crossovert (8355) - Illinois, USA - OCT 29, 2014
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
709 ml can. Served at near slush temps. Light clear godl in color. Flavor is actually one of the better malt liquors very clean. Fine prickling carbonation. It sucks and is a bti sweet but is much better than most high-grav.
Frank (3156) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - OCT 17, 2014
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
This is a very fine and high quality malt liquor and those who deride it clearly know nothing of the style. It is perfectly clear and orange golden in the glass--though many prefer this style straight from the can or bottle--and has a short lived head of fine white bubbles. It smells faintly of grain--I would guess corn--w/o any heavy alcohol or other harsh flavors. This drinks rather light for a high gravity malt and only a touch of burn on the back of the tongue indicates its elevated strength. Brisk carbonation helps to cut some slight sweetness which is about the only flavor this beer offers. Overall, I’d call it a stretch to say this is a good beer but if we are being honest w/ ourselves here--which beer nerds seldom are in this regard--this has way fewer off-notes w/ way less to hide behind than your standard imperial stout and thus could objectively be considered to be a better beer.
pokerdroid76 (1) - - AUG 25, 2014 does not count
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I am new to this site and unsure how to properly describe this beer other than to say that it is the most God awful shit on the planet. My fathers description of bad beers fits it best: ROT GUT. It had me on the toilet for hours with the worst, most painful gas and unable to shit. Suffice it to say, DO NOT buy this "beer" unless you are suffering acute alcohol withdrawal and are about to die. Shame on you Miller, for standing behind such an inferior product.
Darkmagus82 (1898) - - AUG 10, 2014
2.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Transfer from BA review on 10-30-12-
Poured from can into pint glass
Appearance – The beer pours a light golden color with a fizzy one finger white head. The head fade very vast to leave almost no lacing.
Smell – Bready, corny, and sweet. While it is a more classic malt style aroma, it is a little fresher than most and doesn’t really have any metallic or papery smell. It even has a lighter lemon hop aroma. Not bad.
Taste – The taste begins of malt with some corn sweetness and a light citrus hop flavor. At the front it is smoother and somewhat pleasant, but then all goes downhill from there. At this point the citrus hop seems to give way to a metallic and alcohol flavor. These two flavors get stronger and drown out the nice flavors up front to leave a somewhat bitter, biting, burn on the tongue.
Mouthfeel – The body of the beer is on the just above average side in terms of creaminess with a carbonation level that is very average.
Overall – While the aroma and initial tastes were quite nice for a malt, the finish to the taste was rather offensive. Not the best malt out there.
JHeath99 (1236) - Warner Robins, Georgia, USA - JUL 26, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can from the grocery store. Pours a transparent golden. Aroma and taste of cheap malts.
Sledutah (5495) - Utah, USA - JUN 17, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can picked up at the state store
Pours clear golden with a small white head that dissipates quickly, some light lacing. Aroma is grainy, alcohols and ripe fruit. Taste is sweet malts, cereal, bitter and syrup
Not terrible, not good either
sonnycheeba (3981) - Federal Hill, Baltimore, Maryland, USA - MAY 24, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Tallboy can. Pours yellow/gold with fizzy head. Aroma is funk, salt, vegetal notes, and wet grains. Flavor is chalk, funk, corn, and wet bread. Medium body and carbonation.
snoworsummer (2742) - baltimore, Maryland, USA - MAY 24, 2014
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Tall can. Tastes pretty bad, like musk, skunk, and light sweetness. Light body and low carbonation. Smells like old musky grains.