Kaliber

Brewed by St. James’s Gate (Diageo)
Style: Low Alcohol
Dublin, Ireland

Thin and watery, but watered-down water...

Bottled. Pours golden,with a white head. Aroma is dusty malty, and notes of grain. Taste is sweet malts. A rather bad tasting alcoholfree

bottle. Hey, this doesn’t look too bad: good rich head, a golden hue that isn’t laughable. There is a really weird film underneath the head, though. The aroma is much less promising with some faint skunk and really nothing else. This tastes faintly like eating candy corn in a cardboard box, that is without removing the cardboard box before putting it in the mouth. This is bad stuff, but shockingly less nauseating than many macro brews that actually contain alcohol. But without the possibilty of catching a buzz I can’t justify suffering through the consumption of this.

This beer has no alcohol, ehh iom not sure what to say but it does actually taste better than expected, hence it gets an overall 2.

Poured a reddish gold with a decent head, but that’s where the good stuff ended. Stark starchy aroma and a distinct cooked corn-starch "blech"-ness. I’ll never volunteer to be the DD again.

hmmm it was swill and chill thursday a thursday like any other except i had just spent 4 hours in the texas heat finishing a fence line. i was tired, i was worn out, i was thirsty. i was going to have a kaliber n/a from the makers of guinness and only 71 calories, woo hoo. uh wait a minute, i’m insane. this beer stinksi’ve been out smelling horse crap and sweat for 4 hours and i know stench. this stench is bad. not disco bad, but bad. processed cannery aroma just chemicals and flop sweat. it is darker than i imagined almost tan but still in the yellow spectrum. it had a nice head too. oh my dear religious deity figure this is bad. it has some sort of cheap kraft caramel taste, and i mean if you left the caramel in the plastic wrapper it would have that taste. there is a dust mop in my beer. what the hell. i am tired and thirsty why do i do this to myself. horrid burnt yarn plastic and caramel finish that just burns my tongue. gah. i hate myself.

My god was this stuff bad, tasted of stale cardboard and smelt like it too. After taste was almost as bad too, I still have 2 cans of this in the fridge I cannot face drinking!

A guiness acquisition. Low Alcohol is almost a crime. Big head out of bottle, no flavor or taste. Practically water with a decent sized head. Another victim for my ratings.