Keystone Ice

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Not too picky, but this is a good college drink for all. I like the fact that it is cheap, but when I get headaches from it, it is my worst enemy. This is strictly a shotgun beer or beer bong for me.

Nothing. I do not even like the can. Why do they make this stuff? It is not an ice lager. It is not an ice anything. It will just get you drunk faster than Bud Light.

Terrifying 24oz can, 17/12/11. Couldn’t persuade Octo to walk up to The Pony. Lemon, grain, corn aroma. Honey-dripped, floured card. Slimy glycerol mouthfeel. Snotty. Very drinkable, without alcohol flavours. Lemon curd, breakfast cereal aftertaste very like a happoshu. The scary thing is, I could have drank the lot. Obscene.

Do not drink this beer unless you are trying to not remember the night. High alcohol content and tastes like carbonated water with a subtle taste of beer.

Can poured a clear pale yellow with a lasting white head. Aromas of straw and light earthiness. Palate was light bodied and crisp. Flavors of bread, light straw and a hint of citrus with a crisp clean finish.

What happens when you remove water volume from Keystone? This monstrosity. Less water equals more flavor, which is unfortunate when the flavor blows. i suppose its great for fulfilling a niche... get drunk fast.

I’m fairly sure damned sinners are forced to drink this in one of Dante’s circles of Hell.

Can.
Pours a weak yellow. Smells like stale corn water. Tastes like corn and stale bread. Watery mouthfeel. Kill me.