Keystone Ice

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Thanks a lot slumping economy, I’m drinking Keystone Ice now. Pours golden, bordering on clear with minimal white head. Aroma is corn and alcohol. Taste is like water, with too much alcohol. Not an easy beer to drink. If you are searching for a cheap beer to drink, I recommend avoiding this one.

Pours crystal clear, pale yellow with a head that immediately fades. Smell is alcohol, corn, slight soured grain. Flavor is much of the same with a big alcohol punch that isn’t hidden behind the corn flavors. Watery and high carbonation.

The beers pours a sunshine shade of piss. The head is definitely much more head than I could ever accept in one serving. The smell consists mainly of strong notes of cheap beer, complimented well by large indications of gag-inducing cheap beer. I’d love to say that it tastes better than cheap beer, but honestly, it pretty much just tastes like cheap beer. The only really good quality about this beer, besides its cheap price, is its 5.9% ABV, which has the potential to get you pretty drunk pretty quickly. Warning: the taste of the beer does not improve on the way out.

Pours a gross yellow p*ss color with a white head. Aroma is hanous, mostly of corn, garbage and metal. Flavor isnt anything better than the aroma, alcohol comes through with a gross metalic finish. Eww.

The only reason I am rating this overall as an 5 is the price. One word...COLLEGE!

I can’t say anything that hasn’t already been said. This stuff is as horrible as expected. Basically cheap malt liquor. Gave it a couple points for aroma and overall because there’s a pleasant hint of banana in the aroma and overall it’s a good value if all you need is to get fucked up for cheap.

Gutter water, corn (hole?), aerosol juice, some Florida tap water, Gold Bond (trademark) foot powder, battery acid, metal, and much much more!

I’m unsure of how it’s possible to even justify using multi-syllabic vocabulary to describe Keystone Ice. For the layman, It smells strong, pours ugly, tastes cheap, and gets you drunk quick...all rather inexpensively.