Keystone Ice

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Ok, at least they stepped up the alcohol count. But why must watery beer be desirable? Chug it, cuz that’s the only way it’s going away fast.

Pours mild golden yellow with ahuge head that won’t behave and just keeps on growing. Smells like pale sugary malt and some hops in there too... maybe. Tastes like water, bland,, spoiled, leftover malt, and has a little bite. This crud just keeps on growing and foaming like there is no end in sight. Highlty, highly carbonated, and undoubtedly, artificially so.

UPDATED: MAR 24, 2008 16oz can. Clear, golden yellow. Thin, whispy white head. Aroma of sweel pale malt, and Double bubble. Sweet grain flavors. Fizzy, nice cascading carbonation. Finishes very sweet but still very refreshing. I am surprised at how tasty this beer turned out to be! I take it back, Hangover City the next morning!

Appearance: Pours a clear, shiny yellow body. Smell: Sweet-smelling pale malts with a few bubblegum wrappers and a dollop of shaving cream. Taste: Sweet cereal taste with a hint of mad genetic tinkering. Hint of fake flowers. Very light touch of bitterness. Finishes sweet with a taste of Juicy Fruit bubblegum. Mouthfeel: Thin-bodied. Medium carbonation. Drinkability: Surprisingly tolerable for a cheap, canned macro lager. You can’t spell "nice" with i-c-e, baby!

Date: 03/07/2008
Mode: Can
Source: Tasting, Cellar Party

Appearance: clear light gold, wispy white head, drops of lace,
Aroma: light sweet malt aroma with growing green apple character and light floral hops,
Flavor: sweet cereal flavor with lots of green apple character, light balancing bitterness,

Aroma: 3/10; Appearance: 5/10; Flavor: 2/10; Palate: 6/10; Overall: 5/20
Rating: 1.6/5.0
Drinkability: 5/10
Score: 4

Coors heavy. Pours a medium gold from the 24 ounce can has about a one inch head. Aroma is somewhat corny with a trace of malt and hop scents. Flavor is typical Coors with a bit of extra alcohol evident. A bit on the sweet side. This could be why they have the word "ale" on the label. Palate is a bit thin but not too bad. The overall impression is typical of American macro products, trying hard not to offend anyone. Drinkable in a pinch, easy on the wallet.

Keystone Ice = the worst hangover ever. it’s like Keystone Light but with more alcohol. no flavor, just headache

This is, honestly, the worst beer I have had the pleasure of trying. I find no redeeming factors about it’s flavor, aroma or appearance, other than it’s 5.9% alcohol level, which makes it good for beer pong. Just getting this rating out of the way.