Awesome_0 (1) - Hangover, PAKISTAN - MAR 27, 2014 does not count
3.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 20/20
Look. If you buy a Keystone, any Domestic beer, an Imported beer or even some IPA’s. You’re trying to take your mind off of things, catch a buzz and unwind. Otherwise WTF are you drinking beer for? Drink strawberry soda if you want amazing flavor.
This beer isn’t the greatest flavors for beer. But it’s 24oz of beer for $1, and you get near 6% abv which is what truly matters in any beer. Would you drink a super flavorful beer with 0% abv? Prolly not. Otherwise you’d be drinking O’Douls.
It sucks. But not as much as when you only have water and really need a beer. And lets not forget. The first beers ever produced. Probably weren’t IPA’s or masterpeices. They were beer. And beer sometimes is beer.
obguthr (5587) - Staunton, Virginia, USA - MAR 13, 2014
2.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Mild lemon and applesauce nose. Crystal clear yellow, thick head, good lacing. Watered down apple juice initially, ending with a surge of malted and unmalted grain. A little soapy. Really quite serviceable and something I may actually buy again if I find myself in a convenience store somewhere in Bumblescum and absolutely have to have a beer.
CpyNPrnT (616) - Indiana, USA - MAR 3, 2014
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Tastes like a party that didn’t get keystone light. Use for beer pong to get drunk. No taste present.
SHIG (4525) - Wasilla, Alaska, USA - DEC 31, 2013
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Can: Poured a golden goodness with white head. Aroma is from crayons. Taste is sweet grass and water. Some grain in the finish.
Scrapersnbeer (1532) - Boston, Massachusetts, USA - DEC 17, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Ah the aroma of cornmeal grist. Nice pissy yellow, and it also kind of smells that way. Nearly still, it pours with head but where does it go?Frozen sugar taste, all I think of is Jeff Daniels licking the ski lift. Not packing much body either. Doesn’t compare well to the Beast Ice IMO. I am fond of these cheap-crappy made lagers, but just because you route for the Generals doesn’t mean you have to love their bench.
Diablokev (163) - Lakewood, Colorado, USA - DEC 5, 2013
1.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
No aroma at all, taste is a bit strong of alcohol. Just what you would expect of this beer, but easy to drink and get a buzz.
kramer (5800) - Sunbury, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 22, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 oz can. Pours a very pale straw yellow body under a thin fizzy white head that faded quickly. The nose is corn and cardboard with a pale malt. The flavor is about on par with most in the style. Pretty minimal with just a little corn and some slight graininess on the finish. Just lightly sweet, this is actually better than many Pale Lagers. Light bodied and super fizzy with prickly carbonation. Not exactly a good beer, but it’s much less offensive than many of its cohorts.
anders37 (22692) - Malmö, SWEDEN - NOV 1, 2013
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can. Pours a very pale yellow color white head. Has a fruity grainy aroma. fruity grainy weak cardboard flavor. Has a fruity grainy cardboard finish.
jmagnus87 (2912) - Rockford, Illinois, USA - OCT 13, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can. May 2013 vintage. Poured into a snifter. Pours a clear pale gold with minimal head. Aroma of corn, grain, cotton candy, and green apples. Taste is light sweet. Cotton candy and green apple up front with some dank grains towards the end. Light bodied with a thin texture. Fizzy carbonation and not much of a finish. Overall, meh.
Spab (3335) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - SEP 21, 2013
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
473 ml can from The Beer Store. Pours a clear straw yellow with modest-sized white head. Aroma is sweetish grain with some corn and light fruitiness. Flavour is mildly sweet grains, some corn, wet cardboard and light fruit. Carbonation on the lively side. Not good, but not bad enough to be memorable.