edgallow (2358) - nashville, Tennessee, USA - FEB 18, 2012
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Not much to say, this is a cheap beer and it taste like one. Really no aroma or flavor.
seymour (1478) - Maplewood, Missouri, USA - FEB 14, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tasted from 24oz can into snifter, used the rest for a sweet-potato waffle recipe, where it could be disguised by cooking spices. Poured a clear straw color with weak white foam. Aromas of grain, grass, corn, faint harsh and oxidized hops, hot alcohol. Cloyingly sweet flavor of adjunct corn sugar. It got even nastier as it warmed. Long-lasting bad aftertaste. Yuk.
johnny123 (24) - - JAN 20, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Not too picky, but this is a good college drink for all. I like the fact that it is cheap, but when I get headaches from it, it is my worst enemy. This is strictly a shotgun beer or beer bong for me.
KapitiCritique (345) - Xincheng, Henan Province, CHINA - JAN 12, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Nothing. I do not even like the can. Why do they make this stuff? It is not an ice lager. It is not an ice anything. It will just get you drunk faster than Bud Light.
DruncanVeasey (7316) - NUNEATON, CONF N, Warwickshire, ENGLAND - JAN 4, 2012
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Terrifying 24oz can, 17/12/11. Couldn’t persuade Octo to walk up to The Pony. Lemon, grain, corn aroma. Honey-dripped, floured card. Slimy glycerol mouthfeel. Snotty. Very drinkable, without alcohol flavours. Lemon curd, breakfast cereal aftertaste very like a happoshu. The scary thing is, I could have drank the lot. Obscene.
PittEverything (10) - - DEC 18, 2011
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Do not drink this beer unless you are trying to not remember the night. High alcohol content and tastes like carbonated water with a subtle taste of beer.
Ratman197 (10220) - Arvada, Colorado, USA - NOV 21, 2011
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can poured a clear pale yellow with a lasting white head. Aromas of straw and light earthiness. Palate was light bodied and crisp. Flavors of bread, light straw and a hint of citrus with a crisp clean finish.
oteyj (2130) - New Hampshire, USA - OCT 12, 2011
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
What happens when you remove water volume from Keystone? This monstrosity. Less water equals more flavor, which is unfortunate when the flavor blows. i suppose its great for fulfilling a niche... get drunk fast.
Garito793 (241) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - AUG 15, 2011
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
I’m fairly sure damned sinners are forced to drink this in one of Dante’s circles of Hell.
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - JUL 26, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Pours a weak yellow. Smells like stale corn water. Tastes like corn and stale bread. Watery mouthfeel. Kill me.