Keystone Ice

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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24 oz. can, 99 cents at QukTrip store. Oh, sweet Jebus, my first drain pour. Color is the exact same yellow I’ll see when pissing this stuff back out later. Processed chemical smell mixed with nectar from hummingbird feeders. Actually kicks up foam when poured, though, so a point for that. A gag reflex-inducing brew of corn syrup and ethyl alcohol.
I have had, and even forgiven the makers of, bland beers, infected beers, line-contaminated beers, but this is the thing that tastes least like beer of anything on my rating list, including any sakes and meads. VILE! (I may have to give my Miller High Life rating an extra point, because I’ve found something worse!)

Oh my. A headache in a bottle. This may be the most revolting thing I ever put in my mouth. Just awful. I wish I could rate it lower.

Somewhat sweaty and almost non-existent aroma. Pale yellow appearance. Corny watery flavor.

Pour out of 24 oz can, pour is clear yellow with white head, aroma has notes of corn, fusel, some slight grainy rice, sweet grain. Taste is corn, grain, some slight pineapple, hints of nast fusels.

Can @ the First Annual Rocky Mountain Malt Liquor Tasting. Very clear, light yellow appearance with a fluffy white head. Corn, grainy malt, fusel alcohol aroma. Boozy, thick grainy, corn, nasty flavor. Maybe I could drink this beer bonging but it tastes like fucking hell.

24-oz can. Ratings whore alert! Did I really drop $1.29 on a 24-oz can just for the tick? Yes, yes I did.

Sampled this from a 40oz bottle, of all things. Am I embarrassed? I should be! CHEAP, pretty crumby American macro "ice" beer. The bargain-basement price is appropriate, though you could do worse in this category. Watery with little flavor or aroma. Not overly corny, and poundable, though not much else to say about it. Pretty inoffensive, unless you take offense to something like this being labeled as "beer" to begin with. 5.9%. At least I poured it into a glass!

aroma, not much grainy, color, can drank, taste, grainy alcohol water bomb, overall, party beer.

Can from shoppers town. Pours nearly clear with a rapidly disappearing head. Tastes like corn oil. Smells like corn bread. Watery finish. Bleh!

Can - shoppers Leesburg - wow this is what you drink when you just want to get drunk, but have no care for beer. It smells like cornbread and has a weird after taste. It’s a very light beer in both taste and palate. Overall, my rating is probably being generous.

Not much to say, this is a cheap beer and it taste like one. Really no aroma or flavor.