Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

It tastes like carbonated water that’s been genetically engineered to look like beer. No character of any kind....swill.

UPDATED: DEC 22, 2010 12 oz can. I’m so surprised this got a better ranking than Coors Light. I’ve always heard that Keystone is the product that doesn’t pass Coors’ standards. It had better head retention and seemed to have more carbonation. Still, this is more macro swill.

Can. Poured clear gold with a thin white head. Aroma is pungent with an awkward grain aroma. Flavor is nearly non-existent, like grain sweetened water. Bad.

What do you say about a beer that is literally made to taste like water? To some extent, it’s kind of like the old catch-phrase, “no offense given, none taken.” On a serious note, my friends and I have come to the conclusion that Keystone makes products that have a rather pleasant blandness to them, and the “light” version is no exception to that rule. Do NOT buy this in quantities less than 30, and do NOT consume in quantities less than 10. Bottoms up!

As the old story goes - Coors washed out all of the brewing equipment used to make Coors Light, and the runoff was Keystone Light... basically water and used for quantity.

Tastes like water if it’s nearly frozen. Tastes like beer-flavored water otherwise. Terrible overall.

Pretty much tastes like water....doesn’t smell all that good either...pours a very pale yellow...only good thing is it’s cheap

No bitter beer face here, my face is scrunched up in pain at what a horrible thing this creation is.