Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

A crisp lager with a very smooth flavor, just like Keith Stone. Kind of like a slightly watered down version of Coors Light but no bitterness.

Can in a pint glass - pours yellow with lots of quickly disappearing head. Nose is corn. Aroma is corn. Taste is minutely sweet and bitter. Probably he worst beer I’ve ever had, next to Hamms.

I probably drank this beer for the first time many years ago, but I am just getting around to rating it now after I had a can of it the other day. It’s an extremely Pale Lager, Light Lager, and that’s OK.

I have probably had over 9 million Keystone Lights. It pours the color of your piss when you’re moderately to well hydrated. It smells like aluminum and light malt or rice. It tastes like seltzer with aluminum and booze notes. It finishes clean because there is almost no flavor. It is drank in mass quantities by bros across America before they roll into ragers 22 deep to slay some shorties, intermittently chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!". It is chill. It is Keystone (Light).

12oz can from Pick’s poured into a shaker. Pours a clear pale yellow with minimal white head. Aroma of metal and very light hops. Taste is very light bitter and kinda skunky. Light bodied with a thin texture. Fizzy carbonation and no finish. Overall, it’s pretty bad. But still better than any of those "lime" flavored beers.

Sampled directly from can before pouring the rest into a batch of chili, which is a better use for it. A completely bland mass-produced adjunct light lager. "Never bitter"? Don’t they know hops are bitter, and there’s supposed to be at least a little in the beer recipe?

Miller light with a mullet. Best consumed as a 30 pack in 30 min. before robbing a liquor store. You won’t really be drunk but you can claim to be cause you just slammed a 30 pack dude!

Pours a very light yellow. Feels highly carbonated. Has a mild corn adjuncts like smell. Mild bitterness with a smooth finish. Totally void of anything that might offend other than lack of substance that is. For a light beer to drink in mass quantities go for it!