Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Can Pours a clear light yellow with a white head. Lacks any real aroma mostly smells like can. Taste is of water. Has some funny commercials though.

Offensive. I resent the name because I am from the Keystone State and we don’t deserve to be associated with this horse piss! It’s made in Colorado BTW. Yellow, piss-like color. Gets a slight bump up in flavor because there is less flavor, which in this case is a good thing. Aroma of chemicals and corn. Flavor of corn, tin, and water.

UPDATED: FEB 14, 2009 The perfect beer to get wasted off of. A beer ponger’s best friend. Extremely drinkable due to the fact that it’s basically water and alcohol with the slight taste of rice.

Poured crystal clear pale yellow. Short fizzy white head. Smells almost like nothing. With some light malt thrown in. Tastes almost like nothing. With some light malt thrown in. The wateryest (is that a word? It is now!) beer I think I’ve ever encountered. It’s not like it tastes horrid, so I can’t trash it for that. It just doesn’t taste like anything.

When I go to parties, this beer is always what’s on stock all because it’s $12 for a 30 pack of cans. Watery, boring, with but the slightest sweet aftertaste. Positive: not likely to cause massive hangovers!

This beer is perhaps the worst I have ever had that wasn’t malt liquor. Very thin and watery with a very light flavor of sweet malt.

TAP, BOTTLE, CAN: this beer really sucks, slightly off-color water, carbonated

16 oz specially lined can. Pours a very clear pale yellow with virtually no head retention. Not much of an aroma. Maybe some faint malt. Very watered down palate with very little flavor.