Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

As someone mentioned below, this is the official beer of Beer Pong or Flip Cup. Beyond that, it doesn’t have much reedeming value. Pours a golden yellow with a thin, quickly fading head. Skunky aroma, with a watery taste and very slight flavors of corn and grain. Very thin and almost flavorless. I’m usually more forgiving of the macros than a lot of reviewers on here, but not in this case.

No flavor (occasionally pick up a 30 pack that tastes like stale urine). Sadly, I’ve probably drank more Keystone than any other beer in my life. $12 for a 30 pack in any college town, perfect for beer pong.

Can’t say anything about this that hasn’t been said before. If you’re drinking this, it’s because you need a 55-gallon oil drum full of beer for 9 bucks (+ tax and CRV). This is what Alamo beer from King Of The Hill must be like, I imagine.

...haaaa, the evil twin of coors light. Fpr some reason, gets you drunker, and tastes better, as well as cheaper. I remember seeing 30 packs for 10 bucks, hahaha. Anyway, typical shit light, but I have drank many of these.

UPDATED: MAR 28, 2008 Pint can. Pours a very light yellow with a large foamy white head that fades away. Aroma is slightly grainy. The taste is slightly sweet and grainy. Very watery, but rather smooth, clean and unoffensive. Overall, I wouldn’t say this is the worst beer in the world, but it isn’t that good. On the plus side it is extremely cheap.

Keystone light is god’s gift to the 15-24 year old demographic. Sure it lacks a lot of taste and head, but the major thing it lacks that keeps us coming back is the lack of price, and for that its at the top of my beeramid ( way higher than natural light). Heres to you Keystone always keeping us in good spirits and highly annebriated.

I can’t say much except chug it, gun it, down it... it’ll go away faster if you do that.

Poor quality american lager that fails to pour with any color, aroma, or character. Looks like piss in a glass, literally, but of course, you shouldn’t be drinking this out of a glass. It’s meant to be enjoyed out of the specially lined can, that keeps the pee it contains from eating away at the aluminum, and running all over the quickie mart floor. This beer has no head, and thus no brains. Tastes like sugar cubes and hop leftovers after some other beer was brewed with them. No lacing, no bubbles, no foam, and no balls. Just pale, yellow water. I have had worse, but I’d be hard pressed to tell you what it was, maybe Bud Dry or Hamm’s. Friends, look at my ratings. I’ve rated over 300 beers, and only had to pour four down the kitchen sink. I think this is the fifth. Wait, yes it is the fifth. God bless those kids who drink, (or drank, this in college my self included, thanks to thrifty frat, mixers chairmen), may God remove all traces of this garbage from our bodies.