Keystone Light

Brewed by Coors Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Golden, Colorado USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

UPDATED: JAN 11, 2008 I just tried this in another round of sampling cheap 24-ouncers. Expectedly horrid, this has the basic dirty-dishwater quality I had hitherto associated with Bud Light, which makes sense. It’s slightly pale gold with a medium, airy, fizzy white head that immediately vanishes to absolutely nothing. It smells of dirty dishwater with hints of chemicals and moldy grain, but the smell, while faintly off-putting, doesn’t reek like San Mig Light. The taste is extremly watery, bland, and rough with a dry feel but not taste. It has almost no taste at all except that vague dishwater quality and a very faint trace of old rice. The rice quality really comes through here unusually strongly, which says a lot since rice is rather bland.

definitaly a cheep beer suited to beer pong/flip cup prevalent on college campuses nationwide....

I guess this qualiies as a beer, I don’t know how...but someone assures me that this isn’t near beer

Definitely a cheap light beer. If I want a light beer and I want it cheap, I’ll head on over to this nondescript fizzy drink.

I once saw these girls drinking Keystone Light in their car at a parking ramp before a concert. I asked them if they stole the beer from their parents. They laughed. Thats the best I can come up with for this one. Not very good.

Most disgusting beer I’ve ever had so far. I almost threw up not from my toxicity level but because of the terrible taste. The only good thing about it is the price.

only liked it for the price and when at a party and no one wants to pitch this is like cheap. really cheap man.

As a college student I know my way around Keystone. Nothing costs or hits like 30 Stones. It tastes like water and has no pleasantries but it delieveries a night you won’t remember. I really wish Killians or Sam’s were cheaper but when you are getting trashed with the guys this is the party favorite. A staple of college living. So kick back o’ learner of the drunks and pop open a cold one. Because you know that just because a beer tastes like crap it still has alcohol in it. Here’s to US KENT STATE.