heykevin (1277) - Decorah, Iowa, USA - MAY 13, 2013
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Man-sized can. Light, corny aroma. Prickly mouthfeel. I may have a cold, but this drinks just fine. Certainly not a 1 percentile beer.
CpyNPrnT (403) - Indiana, USA - APR 30, 2013
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: JUL 22, 2014 I would rate a 0, but that’s not possible. Play beer pong with this. Do not sip this. Bong this.
overdeux (2) - Oklahoma, USA - APR 30, 2013 does not count
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Nasty light malty skunky pissy crap. Not much else to say other than its dirt cheap....
adnielsen (9417) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - APR 27, 2013
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Big fucken canned @ home. Pours a clear yellow appearance with a white head that basically has no retention. Green apple, light grape drank, corny nose. Quite thin and watery, just a touch of bitterness, and bland creamed corn. I haven’t had one of these bad boys since sophomore year of college and likely will never have one again.
morgrett (20) - - APR 26, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Color: pale pale yellow with a thin head.
Smell: light hay notes, fairly bland, alcohol.
Taste: not much flavor. light sweetness, very light saltiness, Light body, thin.
Aftertaste: Short and water like.
Not a whole lot going on with this beer.
laur11 (20) - - APR 25, 2013
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Keystone Light: the freshmen beer of choice. A cheap and easily obtainable beer, but it lacks any kind of substantive or enjoyable taste.
marylutton29 (18) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - APR 24, 2013
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Color: watery yellow- brown
Taste: watery, skunky taste with a small bit of yeast
Smell: typical cheap beer
Lagerboy (1295) - British Columbia, CANADA - APR 19, 2013
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Clear pale piss yellow, white foaming head fades instantly. Vague sour aroma of corn grain and malt. Thin bland and watery corny lager malt taste. Average carbonation, light bodied, not a trace of hop. This would probably taste better straight from the can, but not much... best thing about this product is their commercials. Don’t be a Nancy! LF (Lagerboy Friendly)
KappaAlpha (5) - - APR 2, 2013 does not count
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Drank from a can at the insistence of a friend in the quest to find "the worst beer ever." I'm not sure if this is exactly it, but it's definitely a contender. From the first crack of the can I knew I was in for trouble. A sour smell filled the area, like ammonia--except mixed with bread. I poured the pale gold liquid into a can and watched the head fizzle and rapidly disappear. But that was only the beginning. I raised the glass to my lips and tasted the fountain from which all of our college parties stem. I was overcome with a sense of anguish and despair when I tasted a sour hoppy concoction race through my gullet and settle precariously in my stomach.
Ok, but really, no one drinks Keystone Light for the flavor or the craft quality or anything that makes a beer good, they drink it for the alcohol. This stuff pretty much goes down like water. Coors know their market better than I do. So, if you want a can of ammonia bread scented alcohol: look no further! You have arrived at your destination! If you want a beer that will put a smile on your face and allow you to enjoy its complex flavors and obsessive craft quality surrounding it in an almost omniscient aura... You're probably in the wrong place. In fact, you probably shouldn't be reading this review.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
Velkyal (297) - Gordonsville, Virginia, USA - APR 2, 2013
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Had from a can, ice cold. Pours a wan yellow with a voluminous white rocky head. Aroma, was there one? Seriously I couldn’t smell a thing, maybe a touch of corn but that’s about it. Taste, light buttery, corn type thing, otherwise bland and watery. Thin, flaccid and utterly forgettable.