2.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
the official beer of my fraternity... while I would rather drink Bud Light as a quantity beer, I have to admit that Keystone Light is pretty smooth going down. i don’t know if the ’specially lined can’ has anything to do with it ... at any rate, it’s a bargain beer (especially when you’re buying 55 30-packs for a party since the bastards here banned kegs)
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Never had Keystone? YOU CAN MAKE IT IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!!
1.Get a mug, go to your nearest tap and fill it with water.
2.For carbonation (or lack thereof), add a teaspoon of baking soda.
3.For it’s wonderful alcohol kick, add a teaspoon of dry gin
4. For coloring, piss in it
5. Enjoy
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Now, if you look in the dictionary for perfect, you will see a keystone light can. There is no such thing as a better beer.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Smooth, but tastes like pizzzzz...
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Well, at least its never bitter!
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
For a light beer its not extremely terrible.
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
KEYSTONE LIGHT RULES
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Hey! Did anyone else get any beer in their can? All I got was watery swamp bile!
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
My comments for Busch Light and Bud
Light should sum up this beer,
only that this beer is better than Busch,
but not as good as Bud. They
all really suck though so that is
all.
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