American Standard watered down. Better than some, worse than many.

Up North of Golden, Colorado there’s a little spring, a tiny brook really, still hidden away from prying eyes even in our modern overpopulated 21st century, and if you want to find it, you need to look for the three nearly identical mountains that will be on your left, about 6 miles North of town, and at the pass between the northernmost and the middle one you will see an odd-shaped extrusion almost in the shape of a horsehose, sideways; a narrow gully runs just behind this and after the third turn (at which point you’ll be facing NNE) you’ll see a narrow crevice opening on your right. Slip through this if you can (it’s only about 16" wide at the narrowest) and you’ll be rewarded, after a scramble and crawl of 50 yards, with a small pond and a beaver dam at the lower edge where the pond narrows. Feeding the pond is this spring, source of some of the finest beer produced in this great state. Bring small containers if you’re brewing your own, as you’ll have trouble getting them down otherwise.

Or you could just mix 6 oz of the spring water with 6 oz of cheap tonic water, throw in a bit of Kayro and grain alcohol, squeeze in a quarter of an old dessicated lime, leave it sit out in the sun with a single hop leaf to muddle, and you’d have Keystone Light. Enjoy.

When trying as many beers as possible, all that comes under the definition of beer must be tasted...including a Keystone light. Can. Pouring a thin straw colour with a very short lasting bubblish head. Aroma of grains. Flavour is very waterish with some graininess to it. Pissy water grain beer: Keystone Light!

24 Ounce Can: This unoffensive, pale yellow, fizz headed drink is a very mildly scented and flavored corn syrup drink. There’s practically no taste at all, which clearly identifies it as a Coors’ product.

Liquor Stop, Highland, IN