1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20Keystone Light is so thin there are places where city water has more substance. It is nearly flavorless. The only thing I pick up in the palate is some cheap cereals. I guarantee this is not actually a recipe, just Coors Light that misses the brew profile and is watered down to a neutral state.
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This is one of the worst beers I’ve had....tastes like water, cold, and that’s about it.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Very pale and very tasteless. Is this Coors Light Light? Not sure why I am even spending time rating this.
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Man-sized can. Light, corny aroma. Prickly mouthfeel. I may have a cold, but this drinks just fine. Certainly not a 1 percentile beer.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I would rate a 0, but that’s not possible. Play beer pong with this. Do not sip this. Bong this.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Nasty light malty skunky pissy crap. Not much else to say other than its dirt cheap....
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Big fucken canned @ home. Pours a clear yellow appearance with a white head that basically has no retention. Green apple, light grape drank, corny nose. Quite thin and watery, just a touch of bitterness, and bland creamed corn. I haven’t had one of these bad boys since sophomore year of college and likely will never have one again.
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Color: pale pale yellow with a thin head.
Smell: light hay notes, fairly bland, alcohol.
Taste: not much flavor. light sweetness, very light saltiness, Light body, thin.
Aftertaste: Short and water like.
Not a whole lot going on with this beer.
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Keystone Light: the freshmen beer of choice. A cheap and easily obtainable beer, but it lacks any kind of substantive or enjoyable taste.
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Color: watery yellow- brown
Taste: watery, skunky taste with a small bit of yeast
Smell: typical cheap beer
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Clear pale piss yellow, white foaming head fades instantly. Vague sour aroma of corn grain and malt. Thin bland and watery corny lager malt taste. Average carbonation, light bodied, not a trace of hop. This would probably taste better straight from the can, but not much... best thing about this product is their commercials. Don’t be a Nancy! LF (Lagerboy Friendly)
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