0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
(I just couldn’t resist picking this up so I could complete the Keystone trifecta. Hadn’t seen this one in a long time, so I decided to get it once I came across it at the store.) Pours almost clear - just a slight yellow tint. Head is huge and foamy, then recedes to nothing. Aroma is bunk as expected, weak, cheap lager smell. Flavor is just a little sweet, no other perceptible flavors. Mouthfeel is completely watery and dead. Overall, poor.
4.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 19/20
Oh the Premium...
Its pale yellow complexion screams of quality. I’ve been trying to get my hands on one of these red devils for a while now, and finally found a 12 pack when I went camping. Nothing goes down smoother than Coors’s original salute to Pennsylvania when you’re out on a fishing boat. May I also suggest the Light and Ice versions.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Pretty much looks, smells and tastes exactly like every other macrobrewed pale lager. Pretty much pure piss in a can. Drink accordingly.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Watery, bland, boring. Its basically exactly what youre expecting the second you pick up a can of this stuff. Not really offensive but certainly not good. Taste pretty much the same as keystone light.
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
There is literally NO taste for this whatsoever. I had several different people try it and talk about the taste; no one could come up with a description. It defies the laws of man.
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 1/20
Another shitty beer that’s the same as all other shitty beer. Seriously, just drink cheap liquor if your only goal is to get wasted. This one is really the same as the rest of the "Keystone" bunch (which is NOT from Pennsylvania), maybe even a little more offensive with more tin and chemical flavors.
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Meh. More Surprised that I actually found this than anything. But if you must drink Keystone, stick to light.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This alleged beer poured a whitish yellow color with a large bubbly white head that dissappeared in the time it took me to type this sentence. The aroma reminds me of a sleazy bar in the S.F. Tenderloin at 2am. It tastes sort of like sparkling water. This brew truly lives up to its rating.
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