kramer (5760) - Sunbury, Pennsylvania, USA - JUL 20, 2012
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
10 oz can. Pours a very thin looking pale straw colored body with a minimal fizzy white head. The nose is very minimal, just some light hints of corn. The flavor is almost non-existent. Thin, slightly corny, with a pretty awful finish. Watery and weak with fizzy carbonation. Pretty awful, but I couldn’t help but pick it up while in Puerto Rico.
Drake (11500) - Free Union, Virginia, USA - JUN 14, 2015
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
10 ounce can shared by Butters at Slutfest 5, 4/25/15. Clear golden, large creamy white head, good retention. Aroma of grainy malts, apples. Taste matches. Thin.
Kinz (3709) - Glen Allen, Virginia, USA - APR 25, 2015
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
SF5. Pours clear yellow, slight head. Tastes like watery corn and dying flowers. Yegads. And with that, best Puerto Rican brew of the day.
Derek881 (1236) - Denver, Colorado, USA - APR 4, 2014
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
I was burdened by a six-pack of these demons while on vacation in Puerto Rico. The beer had a thin, light-gold appearance with a smallish foamy white head with shorter retention and cling; best drunk from the can. The aroma was a mix of grain, corn, and adjunct, with a slight presence of alcohol. It was a mostly bitter grainy and corny taste with a slight sour alcohol touch. The body was thin-to-medium in thickness with average carbonation and a dry finish.
Headbanger (3773) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - FEB 6, 2014
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
10oz can 1/30/14 (CVS)-Pours a clear golden with a decent head. Aroma of grains and corn. Taste of the same. This light bodied brew was not as bad as I was expecting especially when slamming before getting back on cruise ship.
envane (569) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - DEC 5, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Truely foul, plastic-chemical taste to this one. Poor Puerto Ricanos don’t deserve this beer!
solidfunk (7007) - Washington D.C., Washington DC, USA - FEB 20, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
A little better than the Buye I had afterwards. Tastes papery and fizzy. Watery for the amount of alcohol. Had in Vieques, Puerto Rico.
jcwattsrugger (12011) - Florida and, New Jersey, USA - MAY 15, 2012
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
@Maxx’s TURD Tasting-thanks blipp-12oz can-pours yellow with a disappearing white head. Aroma is corn/light malt. Taste is corn/light malt, some spice hops. Guess I got the right pour from this gem.
jredmond (7241) - New York, New York, USA - APR 27, 2012
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can at Max’s Tasting for TURD courtesy of Brian. Mmmmmhmmmm. Quality drank right here. Is there anything better?? No, not really.
TURDFERGUSON (4039) - Durham, North Carolina, USA - APR 25, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can shared by blipp. Plastic, plastics, PLASTICS! ya hear me, Dustin Hoffmann!!!!