Hangover (999) - Atlanta, Alabama, USA - APR 10, 2004
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bad. Real bad. Skunky, sour taste. Would have been a drainpour, but I'm too cheap to waste beer in most cases. Don't even think about this swill.
DocLock (7214) - Lower Pottsgrove, Pennsylvania, USA - APR 6, 2004
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
A friend of mine gave me this from India (along with a Taj Mahal). Can't say I'm impressed. Pretty bland, not much flavor or color.
imdownthepub (9201) - Banbury, Oxfordshire, ENGLAND - APR 6, 2004
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottled, pasteurised. Pale yellow with gassy head. Overcarbonated malt beer with little flavour or character. Used to wash down a curry rather than tap water, both would have done.
Tessic (784) - Brantford, Ontario, CANADA - APR 5, 2004
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
This one poured a pee yellow with next to no head. I walked from one room to another and smelt nothing but a skunks ass. Green bottle turned this one to mush. Taste isn't so skunky but is lacking everything. Watery from the beginning to end. Has almost no taste at all! Finish is .....blah!
presario (4437) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - MAR 16, 2004
2.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Brewed in the UK. Light hop aroma rises as the cap is poppped off. Gold in colour with a good starting head which leaves a dish soap like lacing. Moderately dry and light hopped flavour that finishes with a lasting slightly skunky edge (green bottle?). Innocent enough for washing down spicy food perhaps but not entirely agreeable.
GreatDane (101) - Skævinge, DENMARK - MAR 5, 2004
3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 12/20
A nice refreshing beer. Actually a bit spicy, maybe due to its bitterness. To be enjoyed on a hot summer day
Crockett (998) - Steelback County, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 28, 2004
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I've had it before. This might have been a bad bottle. But I'm rating this one. It was paler than piss No. 3 after taking a swim in an over chlorinated pool. SERIOUSLY. NO HEAD. NO AROMA. AND NO DIVING. Has some apple juice and skunked hops. Absolutely disgusting. Kingfisher - And, Don't you forget it!
Kinz (3111) - Glen Allen, Virginia, USA - FEB 21, 2004
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pale fizzy yellow, head remained intact remarkably well, it almost looked like someone had put hairspray in it for extra hold. Lightly hoppy aroma. Flavor was of an ordinary lager, with some nice floral hops barely peaking through. Surprisingly full in the mouth, almost like artificial stabilizers (or hairspray) were used.
MilkmanDan (1943) - Eagan, Minnesota, USA - FEB 18, 2004
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Gee, this was actually contract brewed in the U.S., so I guess it's fresher, which presumably means it actually sucks less than it would have if it'd made the trip from India. Pale yellow. Nose slight, but what's there is harsh. Flavor is a bit sour, kind of grassy, but has an unpleasant sandy character to it.
piscator34 (1843) - Winnipeg, Manitoba, CANADA - FEB 11, 2004
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Pale yellow colour with a small fizzy head. Not much of an aroma... perhaps a bit of grass. Mild, with a clean hoppy finish. Not very flavorful, but it's somewhat refreshing. Not horrible, but not that great either.