Kingston Lager

Brewed by Desnoes and Geddes (Diageo PLC)
Style: Pale Lager
Kingston, Jamaica

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Golden colour. Grainy aroma and flavour. Tastes also of gasoline. Slight green apple aftertaste. This has rather limited appeal.

WOW this was bad. Bottle from Jamica brought back by father. Aroma is cornish sweet and grainy, hints of some kind of chiomically bitterness. Taste is a similar big mess of a thing and the carbonation is incredible, quite hard to drink actually.

Smells slightly skinky without being offensive. Almost has that familiar cheap lager aroma. Nothing wrong with the appearance, light fold with thin white film head. Carribean or cheap-hop flavour. Raw and thin at the same time. Bad vegetable flavour and sour finish.

355mL bottle into a rocks glass in Jamaica, mon. Well, this smells like the funky skunky... and not in a good way, mon - no jammin’. Tastes like skunky monkey, sweet bread, and burnt hair. Super high carbonation. Terrible.

Bottle no thanks to Daniel Warren Rowland. I don’t really know his middle name so I made one up. This beer sucks. No doubt about it. Clear straw color, no head. Aroma is skunked with metallic grains. Flavor is just as shitty. Ugh. I drank a quarter of this and then made fun of my friends; because they still had yet to drink their portion. Suckers....

A very unappealing beer from Jamaica. I will definitely stick to the Red Stripe if I am going to drink beer from this island. Pors a effervescent golden grainy color. Soda head, that is fastly fading. Tastes like grass, with a very dirty earth aftertaste.

Bottle. drowland. You’re way too beautiful girl. That’s why it’ll never work. You’ll have me suicidal, suicidal when you say it’s over. Damn all these beautiful girls. They only wanna do your dirt. They’ll have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it’s over.

Thanks Dad..... now say that phrase as sarcastically as possible - like Bart and Lisa Simpson would. What a shit ass beer! Just stunk right from the pour. This will be flushed immediately. The beauty of this total crap beer is that I know it’s fresh cause my parents just brought it back from Jamaica. This is what it smells and tastes like fresh (and I can only imagine how brutal this is not fresh): Aroma: stank ass stank stank, skunk and then pee... and I’ll have to specify here and say that it can be no other than skunk pee or the pee of a bloated skunk corpse on the side of the road that has just been popped by the tires on a tractor. Maybe this more closely resembles the odor of the perfume that a dirty, meth addicted prostitute would "freshen" up with. Chemicals and, well, I just can’t describe this smell as it is putrid and has absolutely no resemblance to a beer. The taste is hardly beer either with dust, very slight sweetness - what the hell did they brew this mess with? Molted dreadlocks? It’s horrible! It is, however, more drinkable than smellable - yes, smellable. I just invented that word. Brutally foamy, thin and a - wait!! what is this? a... a..... a malty finish? Can it be? Kill these people for producing this ghastly disaster.

Golden colour with a mostly diminishing white frothy head. Grassy aroma. Virtually tasteless, with a very light hint of a bitter finish. Despite looking very carbonated, mouthfeel is very soft, almost like it melts in your mouth. Or like it was never there.

10.14oz bottle
I really don’t have much to say about this lager. It poured a golden body…. The nose had sweet malty notes of honey, rosewater, and some tart rotten lemon. It was just a boring Caribbean lager, almost like drinking a Coors Original.