Krej (63) - USA - JUL 2, 2013
1.2 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 4/20
This is not a good beer. If it tastes like piss , smells like piss, and looks like piss... Is it piss? I think so! Fermented piss... In a bottle.
Drjohnrock (416) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAR 8, 2014
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Poured from 11.5 ounce (greedy megabrewer bastards) bottle purchased at The Party Source. Light yellow hue, sweet skunky nose, sweet grainy adjunct flavor. Another industrial pale lager.
Aurelius (3844) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - FEB 14, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Wow, we’ve been waiting on this beauty in Florida, and finally it’s here! Twistoff longneck, suitable for chucking in vacant lots or turning into a makeshift knife at a biker bar. I’m always wondering where these mountains are that dispense pisswater beer - looks like the same mountains on the Busch, Labatt and Coors labels. Clear, yella. Lightly sweet, malty aroma with no hops. Honeyish tones, a little floral, no hops whatsoever. Seltzery body. Quick malty finish. ABC, Bull Run.
tectactoe (1058) - Michigan, USA - JAN 21, 2014
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Bottle: lighter version of a beer that’s already "light" by most standards. Not much to this. Typicall grainy, metallic, lightly sweet adjunct aromas with mild skunk, metal, grain, & must in the flavor. Perhaps a hair more enjoyable than Bud Light, but this is still a "pass" every time.
chucklemation (275) - Pontiac, Michigan, USA - NOV 30, 2013
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Begins with a sweet taste in the first few sips before giving away to no taste. Has a watery feel. Not good, but I would choose it over a Bud.
merc7186 (1665) - North Tonawanda, New York, USA - OCT 25, 2013
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
A: Do you really care?
S: Do you really care?
T: Do you really care?
M: Do you really care?
Overall, it was in my beer fridge (leftovers from somebody), cold, its 90 degrees outside and Im digging out a bush. Do you really care? Tick.
SpongeRuiner (531) - Michigan, USA - OCT 22, 2013
1.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 11/20
No flavor. The small taste disappears instantly. I do think I like the flavor better than bud light.
NielsenRatings (8096) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - SEP 16, 2013
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Big fucken can @ home, courtesy of BlackIPA. Thanks c@e! Pours a touch hazy, mostly clear, golden yellow appearance with an off white head. Fairly clean, corn, lemon, carbonated aroma. Actually pretty clean, lightly metallicy, chewy corny, spritzy lemon, lightly grainy flavor. Actually pretty easy to chug.
gmellison (320) - Colorado, USA - SEP 16, 2013
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can thanks to adnielsen. Looks like yellow water. Not much aroma to speak of. Tastes like nothing. What more would you want from a light lager?
Alextricity (417) - Michigan, USA - SEP 9, 2013
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
24oz can for about $2.50. Had straight from the can, so I’ll skip the appearance -- based on what I’ve seen in pictures, it looks pretty blah.
Smell: A very faint grain and corn sweetness. Nothing skunky or off-putting, but there’s not much going on.
Taste: Almost like nothingness... honestly. Really does drink like carbonated water, but there’s a slight bit of grains and corn sweetness... VERY slight, I’m talking less than Bud Light/Coors Light. I don’t think I’ve had a beer with such little flavor. There’s nothing off about it at least, which makes it really drinkable.
No hops to taste, no malt flavors that you’d TYPICALLY get in a craft beer... just a mild cereal grain flavor, with corn, and subtle sweetness. It costs more than a made-in-America adjunct lager, and it tastes basically the same.
kaser (2030) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - AUG 20, 2013
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Golden orangish pour from can at wrigley field. Malt and grain with slight fruity taste. Above average binge drinking beer