Labatt Lite

Brewed by Labatt Breweries (InBev)
Style: Pale Lager
London, Canada

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Oh how you have eluded me oh ye of the macro regional distribution. I have coveted thee for some time and though lo - thy image adorns my shanty in cap form I have not tasted of thy waters. I seeked thee out in the land of Bureaucracy but I was rebuked. Forlorn and without hope I abandoned thee in favour of the gods of Taste and Locality, though you remained in my home in the visage of your cap-form idolatry. Many years passed and one of my cohort travelled to the lands in which you roam, and he captured you, the great image of the beast which roams the frozen tundra and ice.<P> I tasted thee, poured from the bottle and I saw that you were faintly yellow, and wan, as if tired from the journey. A small sliver of white crests your head aluding to the furry beauty of your image, but it does not last. Your presence is not belied by smell, as only the faintest aroma escapes the glass. Perhaps this is to enable you to better hide you from your prey beneath the ice? I taste of thy liquids and amd confused that it is diluted and watery. I surmise that this is an homage to your frolicking amongst the icebergs and other water based trials and I am pleased with this discovery. Thin bodied, it has clearly been a poor winter for hunting. Damn you global warming! Damn I say!

355ml can. Pale apple juice yellow. Nosiy white cap foams up huge upon pour, but actually settles to a thin lasting layer of surface foam. Corny aroma. Light corny malt flavour, hint of metal. High carbonation, watery body. Dry, papery aftertaste.

i’ve had it once and only once

as you see my rating of this beer.. take guess how i felt about it..