ThisWangsChung (836) - Leonardtown, Maryland, USA - MAR 13, 2013
4.5 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 19/20
Reviewed 2/22/13.Thanks to Momar42 for the bottle! 12 oz bottle into a nonic pint glass.
A: Pours a nasty-looking dark piss color. The head is a two finger spoiled milk shade that looks like cottage fuckin’ cheese. Why is there so much ugly-ass lacing left on my glass?
S: This is full of gross melon, gross papaya, gross herbal pine, gross mango, and...well, it’s just gross. Smells like an awesome-- ERR I mean wet ass.
T: Yikes, and just when I thought it couldn’t get any nastier, it does! The opening is nothing but mellow-- I mean nasty tropical fruits. Bah, who really likes tropical fruits? It tastes like a damn rainforest! It finishes with a soft, malty sweetness, which totally sucks ’n’ stuff, too. And ewww, is that onion on the aftertaste? Who wants onion in their beer? NOT ME, GOOD SIR!
M: Light, delicate, subtle, and crisp - and it sucks. Yeah, it fuckin’ sucks. I’ve never stated my preference toward light and delicate DIPAs before in my life, you’re all nuts! /angryface I mean, sure, it’s drinkable, but that’s only because I want to get rid of it so quickly! Aw crap, I’m not near a drain...I guess I’ll just pour it into my mouth more. Because it fuckin’ sucks so much.
O: Yuck! Lagunitas Sucks indeed. It’s so bad I’m discouraging everyone out there of buying it...so I can snatch the remainder up for-- I mean, cuz it’s gross an’ shit. Yeah, that’s it. This is most definitely not a fantastic DIPA that I wish I could drink a case of, no, you guys are all reading into things WAY too much. Like I said, this sucks I WANT MORE I WANT MORE NOW!
kermis (10784) - Where the wild whales are, NETHERLANDS - SEP 26, 2016
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle at Fiddler. Clear golden orange with an off white head. Aroma of orange, grapefruit, pine notes, light spicy hops and light caramel malt. Flavour is moderate sweet and bitter. Medium bodied with soft carbonation. [22-08-2016]
DwarfeD (2692) - Amersfoort, NETHERLANDS - SEP 24, 2016
3.9 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 16/20
Bottle shared at In de Wildeman. Clear golden with a medium white head. Medium body with moderate carbonation. Good bitterness with nice fruity sweetness. Caramel, pine, malts, grass, fruits and yeast. Very nice.
Beerhunter111 (16995) - Hasborn, GERMANY - SEP 22, 2016
4.1 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
12 fl.oz bottle. Klares hell orange goldenes Bier mit einer mittelgroßen beigen Schaumkrone. Geruch nach Pfirsich, Aprikosen, grapefruit, harzig bitter. Geschmack sehr hopfig bitter, intensiv fruchtig, Aprikosen, Pfirsich, lecker!
jmgreenuk (7669) - Kuala Lumpur, MALAYSIA - SEP 21, 2016
3.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle at De Paas, Den Haag. Poured a clear medium amber with a frothy white head. The aroma is big grassy hop, citrus, pine needle. The flavour is moderate bitter with a crisp, fresh grass, nettle hop, fruit, yeast palate. Medium bodied with average carbonation.
deanso (8950) - the Hague, NETHERLANDS - SEP 21, 2016
3.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
35.5cl bottle from the Paas.
Thin white head. Clear golden pour. Lovely bitterness. Nicely done.
Cokemonkey11 (505) - - SEP 20, 2016
3.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
Brown American bottle. Pours medium pale yellow with no head. Scent is pale ale and a bit peppery. Taste is medium pale ale and noticeable brown sugar. Finish is a bit peppery and dry. Very good. Surprising.
Stew41 (1930) - Phuket, THAILAND - SEP 19, 2016
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Kinda IPA for my liking and if so a smart elegant one given the 8% ABV. Having this one late in the day but far out it’s easy going. And very pleasant of course. Funky barnyard sweetness, medium strength hops make for a super easy drink.
androman (1798) - Maarssen, NETHERLANDS - SEP 17, 2016
3.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 15/20
On tap at The Amsterdam Beerfair 2016.
Nose is citric.
Body is clear pale golden, head is big, white, creamy, average lasting, excellent lacing.
Aroma is wood, tea, leaves, spices.
Medium sweet, light bitter.
Finish is medium lasting hoppy medium bittersweet. Medium body, slick texture, soft carbonation. Easy, refreshing, nice one.
rikstar (2243) - NETHERLANDS - SEP 17, 2016
3.9 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Van de tap bij homeland tab. Heerlijk fruitige dipa met aroma van bloedsinaasappel re n perzik mooi vol bittere afdronk
peponi (1466) - Mainz, GERMANY - SEP 8, 2016
3.8 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 14/20
Aroma: hoppy, red apples, esters, weak citrus notes.
Appearance: hazy golden color and white head.
Taste: medium citrus bitterness, esters, red apples, weak citrus notes, nice malty backbone, semi-dry/semi-sweet.
Palate: medium body and medium carbonation, bitter finish.
Overall: Surprising beer, really balanced and drinkable, nicely balanced.