ThisWangsChung (826) - Leonardtown, Maryland, USA - MAR 13, 2013
4.5 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 19/20
Reviewed 2/22/13.Thanks to Momar42 for the bottle! 12 oz bottle into a nonic pint glass.
A: Pours a nasty-looking dark piss color. The head is a two finger spoiled milk shade that looks like cottage fuckin’ cheese. Why is there so much ugly-ass lacing left on my glass?
S: This is full of gross melon, gross papaya, gross herbal pine, gross mango, and...well, it’s just gross. Smells like an awesome-- ERR I mean wet ass.
T: Yikes, and just when I thought it couldn’t get any nastier, it does! The opening is nothing but mellow-- I mean nasty tropical fruits. Bah, who really likes tropical fruits? It tastes like a damn rainforest! It finishes with a soft, malty sweetness, which totally sucks ’n’ stuff, too. And ewww, is that onion on the aftertaste? Who wants onion in their beer? NOT ME, GOOD SIR!
M: Light, delicate, subtle, and crisp - and it sucks. Yeah, it fuckin’ sucks. I’ve never stated my preference toward light and delicate DIPAs before in my life, you’re all nuts! /angryface I mean, sure, it’s drinkable, but that’s only because I want to get rid of it so quickly! Aw crap, I’m not near a drain...I guess I’ll just pour it into my mouth more. Because it fuckin’ sucks so much.
O: Yuck! Lagunitas Sucks indeed. It’s so bad I’m discouraging everyone out there of buying it...so I can snatch the remainder up for-- I mean, cuz it’s gross an’ shit. Yeah, that’s it. This is most definitely not a fantastic DIPA that I wish I could drink a case of, no, you guys are all reading into things WAY too much. Like I said, this sucks I WANT MORE I WANT MORE NOW!
Lacho (36) - USA - NOV 30, 2015
4.6 AROMA 9/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
Pours golden with a beautiful white foam, beautiful. Aromas of malt, barley and other grains upfront. Tastes powerful, alcohol is well balanced and is more present than higher AVB beers. One of the better Lagunitas beers.
OrthoDoc (53) - South Carolina, USA - NOV 29, 2015
4.4 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
Really liked it. Amazing smell. Great with every drink. Malt present but still hoppy. Had at beach August 15 and really enjoyed it.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
polo_marco (44) - milton, Vermont, USA - NOV 29, 2015
4.4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 18/20
Smells of malty sweet breads with slight hop fruit scent. Taste starts off bitter with a bite then instantly switchs to a lovely sweet sugary bread like flavor finishes kind of malty. Light yellowish gold color. Delishous brew makes me wanna try brown sugga.
AndresTM (402) - Texas, USA - NOV 28, 2015
3.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Candied orange peel, piney/resiny hops, grass, grapefruit, ripe pineapple, and a hint of molasses. Mild pepper and dark bread. Some slightly camphoric notes from the hops. Quite hoppy. Medium syrupy, with fizzy carbonation. Taste is hoppy, herbal bitter and lightly syrupy sweet. Very good, though not something I generally crave.
Dahlstrom (69) - gasvetksgatan 3, SWEDEN - NOV 27, 2015
3.9 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 16/20
355 ml bottle from Systembolaget. Golden coloured with a medium white head. Aroma of grasy and citrusy hops, and caramel malt. Taste reflects the aroma. Medium to full-bodied. Medium carbonation. Medium bitterness. - - - "A very price worthy beer!"
FunkyF (635) - Örebro, SWEDEN - NOV 26, 2015
3.8 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
Flaska från SB. Ljust gyllene med vitt skum. Fruktig doft med inslag av passionsfrukt, ananas och lite tallbarr. Söt och fruktig med låg beska.
tysongillmore (358) - Tucson, Arizona, USA - NOV 21, 2015
2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Yep. It sucks. Fucking pine sol. Where the fuck is the "cereal"? Crazy incorrect deScription.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
Jokestereo (105) - SWEDEN - NOV 14, 2015
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Pours clear golden color with a thin white head. Aroma; hop, passionfruit, some honey and orange. Flavours; mango, blood orange, passionfruit with a pinch of cinnamon. A little bit thin thru all the flavours in the taste palette.
George999 (292) - Colorado, USA - NOV 14, 2015
3.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 13/20
From the bottle the pour is clear yellow and brown, the aroma is ale not sure I get the other hints possibly brown sugar, the taste is lightly hopped a little sweet, the finish is clean I get the brown sugar notes in the finish. The mouthfeel is medium.
Gorgosh (369) - - NOV 13, 2015
3.4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Äntligen julöl!!! Ehm...eh, förlåt, jag menar: "Åh vad härligt för barnen med denna glädjens högtid". Och apropå glädje: Tack snälla tomten för att Lagunitas och 7,7% jävulskt välproducerad alkohol finns.