Lakeport Ice

Brewed by Lakeport (Labatt - InBev)
Style: Pale Lager
Hamilton, Canada

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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As Stephen Beaumont or Bill Buchanan can attest to, Lakeport don’t actually like people knowing that they brew beer. Hell, they wanted to sue Ratebeer for having their beers and logos on the site. Well, no worries there, because this concoction of fusel alcohols and rotten apples isn’t even close to being beer. I mean, this stuff is flawed to a spectacular degree. Putrifaction personified.

Remember ice war of late 80’s ? This is the product of it . Hey , what can u expect from lakeport _ Sludge , right ? well this one was drinkable , american standard ..was I thirsty ?

(Bottle) Pours a medium white head and a pee coloured body. Aromas of fizzy-carbonated water,something sweet, and some stink I can only remember to be at the monkey cage at the Berlin Zoo. Though I am not a fan of 'Ice Beers' I still feel empowered enough to say that this stuff is terrible. I am now going to give in to my gut and go stick my finger down my throat in the bathroom. No alcohol burn on the way down but who knows about the way up?

Sweet smell, golden, fluffy head, Faint malt presence, good bitterness. Good carbonation, average.

aroma of cooked vegetables, corn, and rotten grass. Flavour is just as bad. jesus this is awful,

355ml can pours a pale golden color with a 2 finger white head that disappears quickly leaving no lacing. Aroma is cheap grains and hops. Taste is light malty sweet with a sharp bitter hoppiness that is slightly metallic. Not much more to say except that this beer is terrible and not recommended.

Twisted alcohol and lime/corn flavours. Nose is full on alcohol with corn and adjuncts. Cereal grain too. Gold body, fizzy, quickly retreating head. Not good.

Sugary, sweet, spritzy. Well...what did you expect from an iced American Standard? Intensified disgustingness.

Originally rated June 2006. Lakeport Ice pours a golden colour with a hue of copper. The white head is small, but stays a while and leaves some lacing. Heavily carbonated with a big grainy scent and light chemicals. Watery mouthfeel with a mild syrup feel. Grainy cereal taste with a decent grass finish. No burn and easy to drink. An ice swill with some little character, above the normal ice macros.

Light pale yellow. White head large bubbles but lasts. Light sweet malty grassy aroma. Sweet wter syrup mouth feel. Nothing special.