LandShark Lager

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Nothing to it. Probably fairly refreshing on a hot day, but there really is no taste or smell.

Bottle. Buddy of mine loves this stuff. I don’t see why. Not the worst but I think I’ll drink something else.

Interesting name. Bottle. I couldn’t find the beer. It seemed that some large animal, possibly a camel, had emptied out the beer and pissed in the bottle, then carefully replaced the cap. Shame. It has a cute bottle and might be an interesting beer if I could ever find one with beer in it.

Pours a hazy bright golden yellow color with some ripe banana hues. Surprisingly opaque for the style with a one finger frothy white head that has good retention, slowly fading into a lasting ring. No lacing. Slightly bready yeast aroma with some subtle hops but not much else. Pretty bland smelling. Fuller bodied than I expected for the style. Bready yeast notes with some slight crisp light fruit notes and a very subtle hop presence in the finish. Not very interesting but at the same time not offensive. Much better than I thought it would be and it goes down very smooth. Very drinkable decent version of a style that is generally putrid.

Best when accompanied by a sausage sandwich and an order of french fries (with cheese) at the Beachcomber on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, NJ Finish with a funnel cake or some Zeppoles.

Aroma - mild, hint of sweetness; Appearance - light golden, thick fluffy head, decent lacing; Flavor - weak front, faint hop back, clean finish with citrus undertones; Palate - slight crispness, good body; Overall - better than a typical commercial lager though not by much, easy drinking.

Hmmm..... should say peninsula style lager. Mistakes don’t end there, mostly tastes, some citrus maybe.. and something else.. ah yes water. epic fail. Blando Calrissian.

Rough. Dingy corn and a metallic twang that is nothing but pure suckage, my worst rating to date.