rdixon77 (409) - Georgia, USA - DEC 5, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Drank with pizza at father in laws. Watery blonde. Normal grain smell. Taste was typical macro malt with a big of nondescript sweetness. Light watery. Okay enough, thanks Jimmy Buffett.
kwoeltje (2207) - Manchester, Missouri, USA - NOV 28, 2013
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
(bottle) pale gold with very little head. Grain aroma. Flavor is thin malt. Decent enough.
Cakes (345) - New Bloomfield, Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 15, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
Highly carbonated. A forgettable lager, but not repugnant.
Smacks of the "big brewery" curse of little quality and taste.
sudomorph (345) - Barrie, Ontario, CANADA - NOV 13, 2013
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
12fl bottle. Pours a fizzy, crystal clear, pale yellow with a one finger, white head that thins quickly.Aroma is noticeable but still faint. Hints of caramel, bread, and a bit of dank skunkyness. Taste leans towards malty but balanced. Watery with a touch of caramel.Low-medium body with a medium carbonation. Thin and fairly crisp in mouth. Thirst quenching and drinkable. Overall better than the rating would lead me to believe. Weak aroma with a light taste but still refreshing and enjoyable. Would probably get on draft if I was ever in St. Louis.
kdm1984 (586) - Missouri, USA - NOV 12, 2013
1.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Finally picked this up because my dad and I have matching Landshark Lager hats that we got from a beer event, and we wanted to take a neat family picture. Appearance: looks like someone bought a bottle of clear urine. Or poured it into a glass. Very bad. Aroma: AUGH!!! Smells like someone ran over 12 skunks in the road. Did I just buy Heineken? Darn that clear bottling. Taste: Actually not too bad. A bit of fruit to start before fading into some predictable metallic adjunct pale lager corn malt. Palate is standard carbonated, watery pale lager stuff. This is not a drainpour though my overall score makes it look like it should be due to the utterly tragic appearance and aroma. That little fruity hint is what I guess makes it a nice "island" lager. Highly doubt I will get a sixer of these ever again, but it was neat to sample, it was at least drinkable, and it made for a nice dad/daughter bonding moment.
Ontbeertaster (2257) - Ontario, CANADA - NOV 11, 2013
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can, pours a nice bright golden, aroma is light, taste is nice light and refreshing and quite drinkable
DruncanVeasey (6810) - NUNEATON, Top 4, Warwickshire, ENGLAND - NOV 11, 2013
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Pour 24, Las Vegas, 29/10/13. Streaming, well-fed gold. Gummy bears nose. Soft fruity wheat and lemon barley taste with pear drop hints. Way better than bog standard crap PL or ’American adjunct’.
shanoknowsfood (35) - Hawaii, USA - NOV 5, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Color of urine. Aroma of formaldehyde. Tastes like Miller beer.
Was at my neighbor’s house and he had one Spaten Premium Lager left in his fridge. Drank it...delish!
Then he had Landshark. Never had one so i tried it. I almost barfed! :P
Valfar (71) - San Miguel, EL SALVADOR - OCT 25, 2013
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
I think this beer is mainly for beach tourists who only want to get drunk. Flavorless, very pale and it has a taste like corn (?)
patxa (174) - MEXICO - OCT 20, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Weak in everything. Corny. Mild sweetness. No many hops in the brew. Just a plain lager.