LandShark Lager

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Bottle. Head is initially small, fizzy/frothy, white, mostly diminishing. Body is clear light to medium yellow. Aroma is lightly malty (grain, husks), trace hops (flowers), with notes of DMS and detergent. Flavor is moderately sweet, lightly bitter. Finish is lightly sweet, lightly to moderately bitter, husky, unclean. Light to medium body, watery texture, fizzy carbonation. I’m not sure I understand the point.

Just a standard lager in the mold of the Bud’s and Millers of the world. If you’ved tasted Bud Light, you’ve tasted this.

I really can’t bash this anymore than it allready has been 189 times. If you are thinking about drinking it, you probably shouldn’t.

12oz pop top bottle, i had the bottle opener right there but i was trying to twist it of cause i thought for sure it was a twist off. pours golden yellow with decent white head, aroma slighty malty, flavor is better then most macro pale lagers, a ltake the off flavors out and add a hint more taste and thats what this beer is, im not going to down grade it because its made by one of the big macros, its not half bad but dont expect a ton of flavor and not worth the micro brew price.

This actually tastes, looks, and smells like a Miller High LIfe and Corona mix to together....same mouthfeel too....I respect the High Life as well, but not a half crafted clone of it.....I payed WAY toooo much for this....$8.49 for a six pack.

A-B delivery guy dropped off two cases of this beer at Cellar’s Wine & Spirits in St Paul. Margaritaville Brewing Co? Only A-B could come up with a name like that. Pours a clear golden pale brew with a fast dissolving white head that dissipates clean. Aroma of corn grits, some grassy hops and a touch of citrus. Taste is light bodied, much carbonation with flavors of watery light grain malt with a touch of corn and grass. Finish is slightly gritty with a clean aftertaste. But sure close to water.

I would have know what to expect from this had I know that A-B brews it. The appearance isn’t too bad -- looks like a typical pale lager -- but that’s its greatest attribute. The smell is uninviting, and the flavor is much the same. Odd, chemical-like notes are everywhere, and it really makes me wonder just what the heck is really in there. Honestly, I can’t remember when I’ve had something this bad tasting, and probably bad for me. Please, don’t waste your money on this one; but if you have, I hope you’ve learned your lesson (I know I did).

Smells like: Fermented creamed corn.

Looks Like: Hangover piss.

Tastes Like: Watered down creamed corn and formaldehyde.

Feels Like: It’s gonna try and exit my skull via a sledgehammer

Overall: Why?